homeless and the mun just finally realized d_m is on DW

[affably_andy]

...No, it is not acceptable to make up headcanon about the toys I've owned over the years. Not when my canon is about the ones I've owned in the first place.

Besides, I never even watched Transformers.

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[ex_egoistic296]

I'd say you missed out, but I'm biased.

(guess whose inbox doesn't slagging work)

[affably_andy]

I'm not sure about that. Thanks to canon timeline issues, the only thing that would work is if I'd watched the 80s version.

[And the KO there tends to faint, so you probably wouldn't like that.]

it's all gravy!

[ex_egoistic296]

Oh, you're talking about boxtown, population everyone. Mun's guilty pleasure, seems to be going around. [not like he can talk, his notboyfriend is totally boxy]

So what's the harm if you did watch it?

[affably_andy]

Yeah. It's very...80s. [Said neutrally. He doesn't mind it, but his mun has a stick up her ass about quality voice acting doesn't care for it much.]

Nothing. Not now, anyway. It's just that my entire canon is about the toys I've owned, and none of them were Optimus or Megatron or any of you guys. And I...don't really want to, now.

[ex_egoistic296]

They're going to say that about our programs, thirty years from now. And she'll be older and sparkbroken.

You know, I agree with you. Someone your age should be into cars.

[affably_andy]

That's true. [Buzz Lightyear isn't appreciated for what it was only a decade ago (for him).] [sob]

I--might have a bit of an interest? [where is this conversation going mr. giant robot sir]

[ex_egoistic296]

Anything specific? [he just likes his poison of choice ok]

[shysupersister]

Don't watch it unless you like robots. Gets kinda repetitive otherwise.

[affably_andy]

That's the thing. I don't...like robots much. She does.

Not that the toys aren't cool. I just never had them.

[shysupersister]

So... she's sort of forcing the whole robot thing onto you, huh?

Just do me a favor and don't get run over or anything if you run into the full-sized ones. I'm not exactly around a whole lot any more, and I can't guarantee I can be there to help you.

[affably_andy]

Kinda.

Yeah, I'll...do my best. [Totally not going to mention anything about absences. Because that would be hypocritical. He very carefully does not look at Knock Out upthread.] I think I can deal with most of them anyway. Y'know, long legs, run fast. [Hahaha no not really. Not faster than a car or jet.]

[shysupersister]

At least find the good ones to stand up for you. Let them duke it out while you get out of there. Or, you know... hire a body guard.

I know it'd make me feel better at least. I mean, I know we're not close at all or anything, but... I would like to think we're friends still. Even if it's just a little bit.

[Pixar peeps have to stick together.]

[affably_andy]

I don't think I'm going to be tossed anywhere where that'll be needed, though. [not until mun can remember to check things. then all bets are off. fortunately for Andy, that may take some time.]

...I'll be keeping my head down. Promise. _[Smile.]

[shysupersister]

Good. Because I really don't want to have to scrape you up off of the asphalt.

[She can't help but smile back; it's been a long time since she's spoken to any old cohorts, much less one as pleasant as Andy.]

So... your mun have any other bad '80s ideas she's putting you through the wringer with, or is she letting you be for the most part?

[yodel_ay_hee_hoo]

[ boy has she missed you... even though she knows you're all grown up now. But being lost in this place has given her very little options in terms of who she latches onto, so she just flops over with a "thud" in hopes of attracting attention. ]