On events in ataraxion

[consulting]

Are you lot still grieving, really? It's been ages.

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[cons]

[ CRIME DAD >:[ ]

Has anyone ever punched you right in the face before? I'm just wondering.

[consulting]

[ not missing a beat. ]

Heather, had to be the most recent.

[jilt]

[ IF THERE WAS EVER A FACE THAT DESERVED IRENE'S BLUDGEON.. ]

Do you have any idea of the inconvenience you're causing us?

[consulting]

I'd imagine Ianto has to do a lot of filing. [ not batting an eyelash. ]

I've heard you've grounded Neal.

[logicals]

<sub>[ Hey. Look. It's your bro.

And he's angry. God, you can see it in the way that he's holding himself, chin jutted out and defiant as he glares. Oh, the glare could strip bone in seconds if he wished it. ]</sub>

You let him kill you. After everything. You gave up.

[player_not_slayer]

Nope.

[consulting]

See, there. Rationality. Thank you.

[constructum]

[ YOU SUCK, SHERLOCK! No really, YOU SUCK! ]


I hope you're enjoying this?

[consulting]

[ SORRY ARIADNE NOPE.JPG. ]

Yes, because I really enjoy being dead. That's something that I look forward to.

[coffeeking]

Fuck you. And fuck your suit.

[consulting]

You look good in purple.

[uncodlyawwesome]

the only people grievvin you are the morons wwho think youre wworth carin about

for fucks sake youre dead go the fuck awway already

[consulting]

And Eridan, they are in fact morons. My opinions precisely.

[ just out of curiosity. ]

Was that your first dead body?

[puppydogeyes]

You got yourself killed before I got the chance to hit you, you know. Dickhead.

[constructum]

+1

[sebasher]

I've only just been informed as to who you are. Still would've offed you myself as a favour if it had been offered.

Unfortunately for me, your admirer seemed intent on doing the job himself.

[consulting]

I'm sorry you've been left to sit at the kiddie table. There are two other people who share my name, if that should be any semblance of convenience.

The admiration is hardly secret.

[testgasm]

Yeah, god, it's not like there aren't two more of you running about being insufferable.

Whit omgasdkad

[consulting]

Precisely, I don't see what the fuss is about. It's not as if there wasn't a spare.

[adlered]

[ So many things she could say and yet: ]

Pathetic.

[consulting]

[ Well, Ms. Adler --- one word snark really. ]

Dying does tend to be, Ms. Adler.

[swagneto]

You too?

[ Because someone else moved on, but really, the grievances. ]

[consulting]

[ thank you, erik. high five. there's a reason why he liked you. ]

Naturally. Couldn't go on without you. { hint of mocking. ]

[spider]

[ Fuck grievances, what about

my

suit? ]

[consulting]

[ if he's goin' down he's taking your westwood with him, sorry bro. ]

[goldshirt]

[just this face.]

[goldshirt]

[alright well:]

Brunch won't be the same without you.

john swears internally: the thread

[invalided]

[ bitch what

hold up

scuse me

just staring incredulously like a professional

you little bloody buggering consulting five-year-old shit, do you have any idea-

FUCK OFFFFFFFUUUUUUU ]

Shut up.

sherlock goads him on: the musical

[logicals]

_{[ aren't you proud of your sherlock. look. he's being all bitchy. ]}

[sweetmotherofgod]

Not even close. Everybody's crying and hugging and sharing their feelings. Nobody let any of you dissect you, either.

[ you buttface ]

[consulting]

Dissect me. Donate my bits to science. It's not like it will be of any use. Ignore John or Neal's objections.

[ :P ]

Feelings. Also, I think Tyke and Ariadne are somewhat jealous that you managed to punch me before they could.

Let's make a club, Sherlock. Dead ppl inc.

[foresaw]

I thought people were supposed to get over these things quickly.

[cons]

[ she could hit you, or ]

I'm-


Going to take your book of drawings and publish them and make millions of dollars off of them.

Spitefully.

i have to be terrible.

[dashhole]

Who were you again? [Not that he cares...]

[consulting]

Irrelevant now, but Sherlock Holmes. There are two more of me, I'd hardly be missed.

[learnedtosmile]

I can see why you were so popular.

[consulting]

[ since he never met you. ]

Didn't you just die?

[topology]

[ lol. ]

Welcome to the club. [ OF DEAD PEOPLE. That is what he is saying. Dead people. ]

AIDA OH MY GOD. I'M CRYINGasjdkasd

[consulting]

I finally get an invitation to something and I'll be first to admit this wasn't what I was expecting.

[ a beat. ]

Also, horrendous. Suicide really? I was looking forward to something interesting.

[toasterprophet]

Grief is the business of the living, not of the dead, who are with God and beyond all sorrow.

...That said, more people I know die before breakfast in my world than died recently on the Tranquility.

[lethalforce]

Well at least someone misses you.

did someone say DEAD GUY CLUB?

[zooms]

At least you guys know who killed you.

D: D: D:

[sweetmotherofgod]

[ oh dead guy

prepare for crying

like the gross stuff with snot and everything ]

I...

I made you a garden.

[hisguardianangel]

If somebody's grieving, give them time.