Oh so rusty muse is voice testing...

[agent_lisbon]

You know I was living this wonderfully Jane free life. It was quiet, I didn't have people yelling at me left and right, and I had so much less paperwork and now you're telling me that I'm going to have to deal with Jane on a day to day basis?

You're so lucky I don't have a gun on me or I'd shoot you. I hope you know that. I'd shoot him too if I wasn't so sure it'd make my life so much more difficult.

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[agent_lisbon]

I beg to differ, my life would be just fine without you.

[irksome]

That's not true, you'd be stuck at that desk all day long with nothing to do. I give you things to do! Really I should be commended for that!

[agent_lisbon]

I could have had peace and quiet Jane, do you know how lovely it is to not have to hear 'guess what Jane did now' every other hour?

[irksome]

You know, it really cuts me deep when you say such hurtful things to me.

[agent_lisbon]

Oh save it Jane. I'm not buying it.


It is nice to see you, though I'm not saying I'd rather this than the quiet I had!

[irksome]

It really does hurt though!

Awww I see that little glint in your eyes. The little 'what would I do without him' glint. You can't hide that from me.

[agent_lisbon]

I'm not even kidding, I will shoot you.

[irksome]

You'd shoot an unarmed man in cold blood? Such a vicious streak.

[agent_lisbon]

With all you put me through? No jury in the world would convict me. If anything I'd get sympathy.

[irksome]

But then you'd have to live with what you've done and the guilt would slowly eat away at you bit by bit.

[agent_lisbon]

Nope.

[irksome]

I know it would, you pretend it wouldn't. But it would.

I've missed you too Lisbon. Even if you are terribly mean to me.