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JOHN EGBERT! ([personal profile] bluh) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-08-18 02:28 pm

on a lot of different things

hey, mun.
i said HEY MUN!!!!!!!!
actually, i think you heard me the first time.
anyway.
so i heard that you're testing the waters with me again!
good for you, man.
and i don't mean that in a really sarcastic way, like the rest of the dreamwidth population.
but let's focus on one thing at a time here.
so i guess you're trying to use your old first person sample from a game you were never in to get into another game you were never in?
yeah, i know it's tentative.
ok... it only sort of makes sense, but let's look at that sample right now, for kicks.


uhhhh, yeah.
i'm not buying it.
i'm not buying it, simple as that!
i know someone, out there, SOMEWHERE can read this.
if so, could you please tell me if you believe this complete BS?
i mean, you'd have to be a real dildo to do so.
(no offense to all those dildos out there!)
(here's a shout out to you guys.)
but, um... the small chance that this IS all true, and there are zombies out there that want to eat our brains and moonwalk chipmunk version in our guts...
hahaha, fuck!!
i think there's a reason for this all.
maybe the answer to the square root of "you don't exist" is pretty much to just survive.
trust me, i came to that conclusion myself.
anyway, i guess i should make this a PSA.
i'm kind of looking for other fakies.
they're about my age and answer to jade, rose, and dave.
only one of them is partially dog, though.
spoiler alert!

...alright.
it's pretty good, i will give you that!
but you're missing one important and glaringly obvious factor here.
what do zombies have to do with anything in that other game?
i mean, i understand that you're reading that The End Of The World As We Know It book and are getting really wacky second guesses about moving into a city, but...
let's face it, the world will probably end in an asteroid shower!!
(i saw, therefore i know.)
besides, you know you're gonna have to write a new sample, right.
i mean, everyone knows how much of a knee-slapping, funny-bone breaking, milkshake-bringing funny guy i am, so it shouldn't be TOO hard.
so make it happen!

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