on finally settling on a username

[yaoihands]

I suppose you must consider yourself so remarkably clever, that this is all some spectacular joke. But while you may be amused, I, for one, would like my lack of appreciation for your bouts of humor at my expense to be noted for the record.

And no, for your information, this does nothing to encourage me to pursue a relationship with Bobby. It would not be "kawaii", as you maintain.

Stop laughing! You aren't nearly so mean with my older counterpart.