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dear_mun2012-08-18 12:24 pm
pushesbuttons) wrote in dear_mun2012-08-18 12:24 pm
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canon is Eureka
This isn't a criticism or anything, but just some, uh, findings that I think should be brought to your attention. Independent research, I mean. It seemed only prudent that you be made aware of them before you proceed with this experiment.
After careful analysis, I've determined that Larry might be better suited for this. In fact, just last week, I heard him saying he'd like more field work. Up close and personal, elbow deep in the scientific method. You know. That sort of thing. Or Zane. Zane would love this stuff. They might not be in your headspace now, but you could hire them or something, right?
It's not that I'm not happy to go wherever you plan on sending me, but "somewhere" isn't very descriptive, and I have a number of empty suitcases to fill and no idea what to pack, and I'd be much more efficent if you'd--
One is a number! That's one more suitcase than I'd need to pack if you weren't trying to kick me out of your headspace and into some world where my xbox live score will probably be more useful than my years of intensive academic study.
All I'm saying is that I'm an invaluable asset to your brainspace, and I think you might eventually come to regret throwing me to the lions. Metaphoric lions, I mean.
They are metaphoric, right?
After careful analysis, I've determined that Larry might be better suited for this. In fact, just last week, I heard him saying he'd like more field work. Up close and personal, elbow deep in the scientific method. You know. That sort of thing. Or Zane. Zane would love this stuff. They might not be in your headspace now, but you could hire them or something, right?
It's not that I'm not happy to go wherever you plan on sending me, but "somewhere" isn't very descriptive, and I have a number of empty suitcases to fill and no idea what to pack, and I'd be much more efficent if you'd--
One is a number! That's one more suitcase than I'd need to pack if you weren't trying to kick me out of your headspace and into some world where my xbox live score will probably be more useful than my years of intensive academic study.
All I'm saying is that I'm an invaluable asset to your brainspace, and I think you might eventually come to regret throwing me to the lions. Metaphoric lions, I mean.
They are metaphoric, right?