Where is my crystal, mun? Well?!

[musical_shitennou]

Tch. I was supposed to get the Black crystal for Queen Beryl and YOU are stopping me from doing so, mun. How am I supposed to have my fun on here? Terrorizing these....people and I can't do anything because YOU are too busy with your own life. Hmph. It isn't fair! Queen Beryl will hear of this and she WON'T be happy at all. So there.

[Kunzite-sama will have to help me...]

I want the Black crystal, fool! So, let me do my job and annoy some pathetic Earth-ling. Hah. They are no match for me and the Dark Kingdom!

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[mcpimphat]

[One "pathetic Earthling," at your service.

He's just going to lineface at Zoicite's ranting. What's all this about some "Dark Kingdom?"]

[musical_shitennou]

Can I help you?

[mcpimphat]

[Raidou shakes his head.]

...Terrorizing people...? [Not much for talking, this one.]

[musical_shitennou]

Mhm. Hello there.

[mcpimphat]

[Raidou remains wary, considering the content of the rant, but keeps a relaxed posture, not in any hurry to provoke this... person. After all, he's not sure what exactly Zoicite is capable of, so it's best to err on the side of caution for now.]

...Why?

[musical_shitennou]

Why what? [He levitated into the air and watched the strange man.]

[mcpimphat]

[If anyone can be called 'strange,' it's you, Mr. Floaty. Then again, Raidou doesn't so much as bat an eyelash at that, so maybe it's not that strange.]

How will annoying people get you crystals?

[*Gasp* a full sentence!]

[musical_shitennou]

Well, people don't like it when we take the crystals from them. They find me and my friends annoying.

[mcpimphat]

[He has no clue what you're talking about. Taking crystals from people? What?]

...

[musical_shitennou]

Your crystal, little man. [He zoomed over and touched the man's chest.]

[mcpimphat]

[Alright, no.

Out of reflex, Raidou leapt back, drawing his katana to hold it protectively in front of himself in the same motion. However, through all of this, his expression remained static, never once changing from the flat mask of indifference.

Personal space, man. Ever heard of it?]

[musical_shitennou]

W-What? Hey! Watch out! You nearly had my eye out with that thing. [He slipped his finger down the blade playfully before zooming back above the man.]

[mcpimphat]

...Sorry. [That sounded suspiciously like sarcasm, right there. That said, Raidou didn't lower the blade, and remained on guard, carefully watching the feminine man's motions.

If it came down to defending himself, he had a few options that he hadn't revealed with the drawing of his blade. For example; the revolver at his hip.]

...These crystals... what are they?

[musical_shitennou]

Oh, you want to know so much, don't you? [He smirked.]

Inside you, there are crystals of energy. I need to harvest them for a purpose. Secret. [He zoomed above the man then fell beside him.]

Nice hat. Do you always wear it?

[mcpimphat]

[He's a detective; it's his job to ask questions. The 'crystals' almost sound like magnetite from that description, but Zoicite doesn't seem like a demon. Then again, Raidou knew better than to assume anything.

He nodded in response to the question, aware of the possibility of having to defend not only himself, but his precious hat.

Nobody messes with the hat.]

[musical_shitennou]

Are you gay? [He is in a silly mood tonight.]

[mcpimphat]

Irrelevant information. [He's married to his job. Besides, his sexuality, no matter what it might be, was none of this stranger's business.]

[musical_shitennou]

I find it relevant. [He shrugged.]

What do you do for a job?

[mcpimphat]

I am a detective. [Hard-working student with a part-time job as a detective by day, demon slayer by night, he is... Raidou Kuzunoha XIV, guardian of the Capital! Okay, enough silliness.]

[musical_shitennou]

What do you detect?

[mcpimphat]

[THE FLATTEST LOOK EVER.]

...That you are purposely attempting to rile me.

[musical_shitennou]

Of course not. [He shrugged. He could be a bit stupid at times.]

We don't have detectives in the Dark Kingdom.

[mcpimphat]

[Well, if it's anything like the Dark World, that made sense.]

...You want to know so much, don't you? [The young man repeated Zoicite's own words, his mask of indifference slipping ever so slightly as the barest hint of a smirk tugged at the corner of his lips.]

[musical_shitennou]

I am just curious. [He blushed slightly.]

[square_cubelaw]

Black crystals now?

Look... can't you just say black quartz, or black something.

[musical_shitennou]

What are you? A robot?

[square_cubelaw]

Yes, I am a robot.

Thank you for not calling me gray metal thing.

[musical_shitennou]

I'm not stupid. I know a robot when I see one. What do you do?

[square_cubelaw]

Science, research, run a business, use violence to stop violence, dance at classic clubs, and visit old friends.

What do you do with your spare time?

[musical_shitennou]

I serve Queen Beryl and spend time in my Kunzite-sama's arms.

[square_cubelaw]

Also, seriously, her name is Beryl? And she wants colored "crystals".

Well, at least you're spending some time with the one you love, too.

I'd still suggest going into business for yourself. It's more fulfilling than being someone's gofer.

[musical_shitennou]

Yes, her name is Beryl. [Why wouldn't it be?]

Yes, I am. [He sighed.] I would like to spend more time with him but....Beryl wants her crystals.

Business?

[square_cubelaw]

Is your queen also a fake raptor? Just asking.

Yeah, business. You become your own boss, that sort of thing.

[musical_shitennou]

[A what?]

Uh, no.

[square_cubelaw]

I just had to be sure.