new muse has a hard knock life

[nontravel]

Look, I have no clue what you're thinking, but I do not want to be in your head and I don't want to go to a different universe or 'game' or whatever you call it. Why does it have to be me? You couldn't just pick someone who would like going to new worlds, like The Doctor or even Rose? It had to be me, the guy who doesn't want to go tra--

Oh now I get that name you picked. Real funny. And I'm not being a coward, I just don't want to leave! I like being stationed in one location and I would appreciate it staying that way.

Now cut it out -- whatever it is you're doing.