HELP ME I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

[dekillerqueen]

Stop that.

I said... stop that. [... Siiigh.] It's absolutely hopeless now, isn't it? You will never stop your... [criiiinge] adoration. I will find the person responsible for these sketches. And when I do... I will have a very stern word with them. Built like a ballet dancer, why would anyone...

... How I "got like that" is none of your concern, I believe. Nor should you be speculating about it. In fact, stop thinking about it altogether. Please.

Stop it.

Comments

[material_guy]

Aa, more important than the artsy film cover ballet shot's that boxing one. Now that's a picture that should get a person's imagination running! If a person was gonna fall in love with you all over again, it'd have to be over that shot.

[dekillerqueen]

...

Mr. Greed, please. Don't even try to start.

[material_guy]

What's to start? You guys're already past the start, you got first blood on that little bitch with your bare hands! You're kicking ass in there!

[dekillerqueen]

I hope you realise that never happened.

[material_guy]

For you, the whole series of stuff that that art book's about ain't happened yet. Believe in your future! "Tomorrow's John!" or something!

Ah, Ace Attorney. <3

[sockhead]

....oh my.

[It looks a bit like the "Vitruvian Man" to Double D. Still, he also hasn't missed that the subject is naked (even if there's nothing to see).]

well damn this is a character I never expected 8O

[dekillerqueen]

... [Is he staring? He had better not be staring.] Yes?

I used to play AA characters back in the day but I don't have any on DW :P

[sockhead]

[Ah! Is he being rude? Double D's being rude, isn't he?]

Oh, don't mind me, sir! I wasn't looking at anything!

[Except he totally was.]

I seeee

[dekillerqueen]

Hmm. Is there anything I may help you with?

[samuraiprosecutor]

.......

You know you're not doing yourself any favors by posting those here.

[dekillerqueen]

Hmph. As if I had any say on the matter.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Hm. I take it the sketches are inaccurate?

Edgeworth are you implying Shelly is anything less than A TOTAL HOTTIE

[dekillerqueen]

I don't see how that concerns you, Mr. Prosecutor.

[always5oclock]

You look like... [ Give her a moment as she chews on the edge of her extra-extra large sakazuki. ] Yeah. You look like someone cut off your head and put it on someone else's body. [ Pause. ] 'S what happened, aah?

[dekillerqueen]

[w... hat]

I... can assure you, that is not what happened.

[always5oclock]

Sure 'bout that? [ She gives him a once-over. ] It'd make for a good story to pick up women.

[ ...Probably not, in all actuality. ]

[dekillerqueen]

I am quite sure, yes. [He just... slightly raises an eyebrow at that remark. He's not really interested in picking up women. Really.]

[itsbraveanditburns]

Actually, people should really fucking be speculating about your tentacle leg.

[dekillerqueen]

[what the]

... Excuse me?

[itsbraveanditburns]

Okay, I don't OFFICIALLY know about it in game, no one does, but this is OOC so I totally can for the sake of this conversation.

Your entityfriends the Horrorterrors gave it to you.

[dekillerqueen]

Is this--

This is about my younger self, isn't it?

[corvus_veritas]

[Blink blink. Blink blink blink.

Staaaaare.]

'Built like a ballet dancer'...?

YES GOOD

[dekillerqueen]

... Yes. That is what the book says.

8)

[corvus_veritas]

The 'book'? [Still staaaring.]

Wait, let me guess. This 'book' was authored by uh... [What's that phrase he tends to hear from his mun? Oh, right-] 'yaoi fangirls'?

[Spoiler: one of those words is not what Byrne thinks it is.]

[dekillerqueen]

[Huh. Shelly doesn't know what this "yowie" is, but surely, it can't be important.]

No. It was actually authored by Capcom.