Canon is actually Neverland

[pipery]

Why am I here? Why... am I here....?

You honestly watched that and are now asking why I'm here? New lands, whole other worlds, and you're asking why...?

Adventure, mundane! I told the boys, see, at the end. I told them this was just the beginning. Across those mountains, those seas, there were whole new adventures just waiting for us to charge on in! And now I get to go on the biggest adventure of them all! To space, to worlds with monsters, things that need battling, girls that need saving! Sights to see, Miss!

You don't need a shadow for that, you see. There's so many things you can do without one, so why would I go back to dreary old London right now? I don't mind! That's just an adventure for another time, this... this is so much more exciting!

Comments

[imaginaryfriend]

Why is it a girl that needs saving?

[pipery]

Well... it's always girls in the stories, now isn't it?

[oziantrap]

There might be a great many boys who need saving, as well.

[pipery]

But I'm always around boys, you see. Save them every day. It'd be a real adventure to help save a maiden from the jaws of a dragon! Or a Princess from an evil group of bandits!

[oziantrap]

Or a princess might want to save herself.

[pipery]

Oh, well, alright.

How about I save the princess first, then we get ourselves kidnapped, and she can save us the second time around?

[oziantrap]

I suppose that is fair. Though things like that can hardly be planned.

[frabjuous]

I like the sound of that sort of adventure.

[pipery]

It is rather amazing, isn't it?

[frabjuous]

Mhm, haven't seen the likes of that in - a while.

I also find it best not to ask why every so often and simply go.

[grandseigneur]

[gee you seem familiar]

You are getting ahead of yourself, boy.