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[nutuporshutup]

Listen, baby girl. Ain't no one accusing me of being an understanding sort of individual.

I have my own problems; you, being an emotional sort of... thing, you got your own problems, endowed with a special kind of female overwrought bullshit the like of which I'm not real keen on slathering myself up with.

You want to do this, I'll be expecting you to have a fucking handle on it. None of this feelings I can't believe it's not butter cocksucking. We're going to do this the right way, I've got plans.

Get your boots on.

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AHH

[cons]

Huh. Wow. Please, tell us more about this I can't believe it's not butter brand of cocksucking, Florida. [ someone's being an asshole and twisting your words, yep yep ] I had no idea you were so well versed in that kinda thing.

I WAS HOPING YOU'D SEE THIS

[nutuporshutup]

[He's just gonna look at you, Wichita. Half-cocked head, eyebrows half-lowered, like, now why you being such an asshole.]

WAIT WHO IS THIS SHRIEK

[cons]

[ because it's hilaaaaarious ]

C'mon, don't be shy.

[ ... ]

Actually, be shy. I don't actually wanna know what you could come up with as the textbook definition of what you just said. Probably for the best.

JUST YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD ANON

[nutuporshutup]

Let's just say I don't want to know about any cocksucking you have in your history, and you probably feel the same way about mine.

tricksy spider-mang...... who is this you can tell me i just wanna love youu /reeaches

[cons]

[ AHAH! --she didn't mean to laugh, and her hand is covering her mouth as soon as it happens, but. oh god that's so awkward, why did she have to go there, why why why. ]

Deal! Deal, deal, deal, let's never talk about this again. God, ew. Your just lucky my sister isn't around or I'd kick you ass for saying stuff like that. Not okay. [ meanwhile she's still trying not to laugh cause ohgodgross and awkward and why. ]

~messaging you~

[nutuporshutup]

Hey, you're old enough. I was probably younger than you when I got into that mess. Shit, you're like, what, fifteen? [That's a joke, Wichita. You can tell by the sly grin at the edge of his mouth.]

Re: ~messaging you~

[cons]

[ SQUINTING. ]

It's not a matter of being old enough, it's because you're Tallahassee, and you're like, sixty.

[ there's a dig at your age too, SIR ]

[nutuporshutup]

[SPUTTERING. THERE IS MAJOR SPUTTERING GOING ON HERE.]

Sixty? Sixty?

Sixty.

Sixty?

[cons]

Sixty.

[ SMIRK. ]