Headed to the back of a giant... turtle? (tushanshu)

[hardstyle]

This is not the best idea you've had.

[ Silent. Thoughtful. Not okay with this at all. ]

Shifu will be there. Yes, this is good. But does Shifu need me, truly? I think you overestimate. We are master and student. This is a strong bond. But it is not the bond I have with the five, or even with Po.

Also, I take great offense at your suggestions in my application. You've many things wrong. I should hope you correct them before you submit.

Comments

[sonofgoose]

[This isn't awkward or anything.]

What's she got wrong?

[hardstyle]

[ YEAH NOT AWKWARD AT ALL. ]

...everything.

[sonofgoose]

[DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON HIM!]

Everything? Pfff, I doubt that. She got your name right! She can't get everything wrong, I mean...that'd be, like...impossible.

[hardstyle]

Well, you could observe the writing she has done.

I think it's safe to say she's in error. It's all there in the scroll... the journal.

[sonofgoose]

[...]

Oh. Well. You know, there's...uh. A lot about me, uh. In there. Gosh, really? I mean...

[WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO SAY...]

You've gotta be older than twenty-one, right? You spent twenty years with the Ironwood...tree...punching. And I'm like thirty or whatever, so you've gotta be older than me because, uh...yeah, hi, fanboy? I've kind of...and...I'll be over here. Until you're done being angry at people who aren't me.

[hardstyle]

[ SEE ALL WRONG. ]

I am aware. Details, all wrong. Poor reserach. She doesn't even have the canon in her hands yet. It'll arrive next week for [ FINGER QUOTES GO HERE ] "review".

[ So much teeth grinding. ]

[sonofgoose]

[NO STOP]

Next week's not so far away! That's, like...what is today? That's like three days away! [Po...] Don't be so, uh, you know...sour? It could be good. It could be really good! I was in one of them one time, it wasn't so bad!

[hardstyle]

[ SO WRONG SOB. ]

Shifu will be there.

It will be enough.

[bhag]

I don't think any of these muns have any good idea, miss uh... Tiger. I hope it's okay if I call you that. Oh wow, I'm talking to a tiger.

I mean, I don't mean to brag or anything, but I've got some experience when it comes to having good ideas, and yeah... not a good one out of any of these yet.

[hardstyle]

Tigress.

I am Master Tigress.

[ and you are a skinny hairless ape with a huge head what the hell man. ]

[bhag]

[Wow! His head isn't huge. It's just... It's kinda... It's the hat, ok.]

Right. Right. Sorry.

Soooo... Uh. Wouldn't it be like... Mistress if you are in fact a Tigress and... you know, just thinking out loud here!

[hardstyle]

[ It's totally huge!]

Master. Tigress.

[ Don't argue, Oncie, this is a fight you can never win. ]

[bhag]

Right. Right. Master Tigress.

[He's not going to pick a fight with a tiger! ... unless she really likes marshmallows too.]

I'm the Once-ler, by the way. Nice to meet you and all that jazz.

[hardstyle]

The Once-ler? [The hell sort of name is that? You get on her about Master Tigress and you're... The Once-ler? Weird. ] Is this a title?