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[didhishomework]

Has it ever occurred to you, just once, that maybe I like my life to be as simple and have as little variables as it possibly can? Yes, I know that I admitted once that the concept of living with aliens, time travelers, and espers is fun. I'm aware of that. But here's the thing, that doesn't mean that if I'm getting well adjusted to a subnormal setting, you should do your best to put me in a different one to see how I stick.

Seriously, you've tried this how many times now? Surprisingly, it hasn't worked once.

That's what I figured. Can I just stay around here and keep things as normal as it can be, without the Infinite Improbability Drive acting up? [A pause.]

[Sigh.] Of course not. I didn't think so.