SOMARIUM APP DONE: TAKE A SHOT

[justliketheolddays]

You like gun jumping about as much as Grunt does.  It's 20:3fucking7 hours, that's not late.  You don't know what late is anymore.  You remember university when you had all those afternoon classes and got to sleep in?  Yeah.  Me either.  

But honestly, your insane rush to submit that app you'd been dicking over since yesterday?  Not at all imperative.  Just let flanging 's mun look it over real quick, sit back, get some food, and breathe.  Kinda been like a battle this week already, I know, but shit.  Vega'd probably tell you to calm your tits about now.

Your eyes are burning.  Get out.  04:00 hours was a longass time ago.

The shit I have to put up with.

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[notromanceable]

[You rang?]

Can't say I blame them. I don't envy the poor bastard who had to write up your history.

[justliketheolddays]

Hey, jackass. [That was accompanied by a grin from Shepard and shoulder bump.] Nice of you to swing your ass by.

[She snorts.]

That 'poor bastard' had way too much shit going on up in my history. I'm surprised she made it out alive. There were details here and there she just fucking went to town on. It's a good history, though, I guess. Kinda makes me want to revisit those craaaazy Academy days where all I had to worry about was where to stash my Fornax so the barracks police fuckers wouldn't find it.

[notromanceable]

[Okay, not quite the Shepard he's used to - but it's not like it's the first time that's happened to him. At least she was... well, a she.]

Hey now. Keep talking like that, and Vakarian's going to get the wrong idea.

Not everyday you've got to recount the life of Commander Shepard. Sounds like you were a real handful, even before you made Spectre. Not that I'd expect anything less.

[justliketheolddays]

[What, Sheploo all over you with the googly eyed stares, Vega? If so, Sarka's sorry, that can be creepy? She shakes her head, she laughs softly.]

The mun's been thinking too much, again. I find that's getting to be an issue what with her propensity to 'what if' until I'm in serious trouble.

I wouldn't really recommend half that trip down memory lane.