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[lyrium_specter]

Really, mun?

I am not broody.

[Yes, because that's the part to focus on]

Sending me somewhere just because a certain someone has fantasies involving me "glistening" is hardly a noble use of your time.

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[kallian]

I don't know, it sounds like a good enough reason to me.

[lyrium_specter]

[It is. Fenris just won't admit it.]

I wasn't that kind of slave.

[thank the Maker]

[kallian]

Maybe not, but you could still lend your considerable...talent, and help make the city a brighter place.

[Oh, look, she made a funny.]

[lyrium_specter]

[So you're on it, too. Fenris smirks.]

And here I thought my smile was enough.

[kallian]

It's a nice smile, but you've got a lot more to offer. You know, give your all for the city. [She grins -- or is that a leer? Never can tell with her.]

[lyrium_specter]

I think Kirkwall had quite enough of me.

[His neighbors certainly seemed to think so]

It's rare to see another elf in such high spirits. You're a shining example yourself.

[kallian]

Well, I figure that humans would rather see us downtrodden and miserable. Might as well piss them off any way I can.

[lyrium_specter]

Your way of thinking is quite admirable. I must see if I could adapt to it as well. [Because, dammit, I am not broody!]

Hehe.

[Pissing off humans is always fun. Especially if they were mages. Poor Anders.]

I take it you hail from an alienage? I've seen those conditions - I'd like nothing better than to turn the tables.

[squeak_squeaker]

Woah. Your ears are the opposite of MY ears!

[That made them best friends, right?]

there is no way this is ending well

[lyrium_specter]

Yes, yes they are, human.

Lies. It'll end in hugs and cookies. :D

[squeak_squeaker]

Because...uhh. My ears are kinda small and yours are kinda big! [Kronk looked at him like he just solved some complicated math.]

[lyrium_specter]

[Too bad Fenris doesn't know math]

If only they were big so that we elves could be gifted enough to hear the heavens.

[oh, wait, wrong canon]

Easily excitable, aren't you, lad?

[squeak_squeaker]

[Neither did Kronk! He wasn't even literate, really.] Can you REALLY hear that far? [Kronk was awfully impressed! And yes, very excitable.]

Hah... kinda am. Excitable. [That was his cue to be a more quiet Kronk.]

[lyrium_specter]

[That makes two of them. Despite that, Fenris just. Facepalms.]

No need to get all depressed.

[Now you're just making him feel bad.]

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh...uh... I'm just kinda confused. [Kronk was very sensitive to people being not-so-nice to him, though. Despite his great size, he was already flinching a little.]

[lyrium_specter]

[Ugh, it's like accidentally stepping on a puppy in the dark and immediately regretting it]

Look, here's a sovereign [money]. Go and buy yourself something sweet.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk couldn't help but smile when he stared at the coin in his hand. Could he take it? And buy some cookies or a bag of candy? He WANTED to take it... but what would Yzma say?]

Oh... gee, thanks! But I dunno if my boss will let me take other people's money... [But cookies. Kronk began to wibble a little.]

[lyrium_specter]

Tell your boss you did me a favor.

[Like leaving him alone]

Do you over think everything?

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh... okay!

Yeah... I'm always worrying and stuff. [Big shrug! Mostly because Yzma was so very controlling. He looked at the coin again and smiled.] Do you want some of the cookies I'll buy too?

[silvertree]

Rarely are their intentions ever so noble.

[lyrium_specter]

So I've noticed.

They're practically slave-herders, in my opinion.

[silvertree]

A rather harsh assessment but no less true. Although, I doubt it would be wise to show such discontent so openly.

[lyrium_specter]

The mun simply laughs, and leaves me me.

[grr]

Something to agitate Fenris? :P Added fun fact, this poor dear was made by a wizard

[guardian_chimera]

[The Chimera regards Fenris curiously. Mainly because the pointed ears look familiar from the few times it has seen its' own reflection.]

[lyrium_specter]

You make it a habit to stare at others?

[guardian_chimera]

I shouldn't do that?

[The elf head spoke cautiously. It wasn't used to speaking.]