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re: Writing App for lostrealm

If you're going to take this long to write the thing, you might as well not app at all. I really doubt anyone gives a flying fuck that you want to be like some sort of Sherlock shithead and look at every last detail before you start typing.

Seriously, Mun. It's like you and that mental girl Lucy are the same person, all obsessive and creepy and shit.

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[He frowns.] You sound like Nathan.

Do you want to piss me off? Because you'll do a proper job of it if you keep going down that road.

[She takes a breath and rolls her eyes.]

I'm nothing like that twat.

Edited 2012-08-15 01:37 (UTC)

No! I was only making an observation. [A very stupid observation.]

I didn't mean any harm.

Well, don't make any more comparisons between him and me. I don't appreciate it.

I'm sorry. [He looks away quickly.]

[Simon, why so pathetic? You almost make her feel bad for being a bitch.

Almost.]

Moving on... your mun have anything planned for you?

[He's trying to avoid a conflict with you, Alisha. The name calling from Nathan is enough.]

Not at the moment. She's looking around for a place for me. I'm not sure if I like this.

[To be fair, the only times she really calls him anything negative is when he hits on her in some capacity.]

Yeah, it's bullshit; you shouldn't like it. Then again, I don't know if anyone does in the first place.

Worst case scenario, you could always end up where I am. [Insert eye roll here.] You'd probably like it better than me with all that sci-fi telly shit that you watch.

[But sci-fi is awesome.] Do you really think so?

[No, it's stupid as far as Alisha's concerned. ~~But sadly, everything it teaches has held true. Sob.~~]

Uh, yeah. I just said so, didn't I?

It's a bunch of elves and dragons and "quests" and bullshit. Right up your alley. [She thinks... she actually doesn't know him well enough to say for certain.]

Edited 2012-08-16 03:43 (UTC)

Oh, it sound's...interesting. [On the inside, Simon is beaming. But on the outside, he's keeping a straight face.]

Who knows, you might like it in the end. If you're accepted...

Interesting is the nice way of putting it. Looks to be a real shit hole. Bunch of snow all over the place. [WHICH SHE ISN'T HAPPY ABOUT. She likes her sunbathing. :< She practically a cat in that regard.]

I haven't the slightest idea if I'll like it or not. Mun has a friend going, and I've spoken to the guy they've apped in. Least I know there's one person I can talk to. [She rolls her eyes. The guy wasn't exactly personable, but hey, it's better than nothing.]

And she better be accepted with all this bullshit research she's done. I'd hate to imagine her reaction if she's not. Basically, she's to me like wot Lucy was to you. Except... yanno, she didn't do the "tried to kill off everyone" thing.

[Lucy, ugh.]At least you won't be alone. Being alone in such a dangerous place would be frightening.

I never said we get along.

[Well, they haven't clashed, per say, but it's gotten close a few times out here in 4th wall land.]

Perhaps you will? You never know. [Dr. Simon to the rescue here.] Give him a chance.

...

[Simon. Simon.]

He's a werewolf. You really think it's a smart idea trying to get chummy with him?

[Never mind that the bloke's rather good looking and some flirting will probably happen down the road regardless.]

Oh. I didn't...know. [He raises an eyebrow.] How did you meet a werewolf? That's so...random.

You say that like we haven't met a "werewolf" before.

...Though, I suppose the only thing that was properly supernatural about Nathan's step dad was his massive cock.

As for your question, I met him the same way I met Curtis, Nathan, you, and fucking Spiderman... by dicking around this place so my mun won't turn into a total bitch.

[Simon frowns at the mentioning of Nathan's dad and his massive cock. He had permanently erased that from his mind. Thanks Alisha.]

That was certainly an interesting moment. Seeing Nathan's dad I mean.

Why do you call her a bitch? She can't be that bad. Look at all the trouble she's going through to get you into that place. [He wants to mention something about Spider-Man, but doesn't want to geek out in front of her.]

Nathan never did tell me if his mum was sore in the morning... [She was sort of a little shit and poked fun at Nathan for that; oh, the joys of memes.]

Uh, she's a bitch because she freaks out and goes all over-the-top and shit and then takes it out on us in her head when she stresses herself out. That's why.

[Spidey is cool; nice guy. Aught to be a motivational speaker instead of a science major, but that's just Alisha's opinion.]

[Simon smiles. He felt awful for Nathan's mom, but it was still hilarious.]

My mundane does the same quite often. She doesn't mean it. It's just stress, that's all.

Yeah, well, she doesn't have to take it out on me. There are plenty of other shitheads up in her shit head that she can bother. It's not like there's some law saying, "Oh, make sure to take it out on Alisha more than anyone else."

Edited 2012-08-20 23:09 (UTC)

No, there isn't. Yet, you wouldn't like it if she left you alone. Being alone is...awful. [He would know. He's the king of loneliness.]

I'm sort of doomed to "be alone" anyways. It's not like she'd be doing any harm by leaving me alone.

[You know... the whole "untouchable" bit.]

[So many things he wants to tell her, yet he can't.] Don't say that. No one deserves to be alone.

[He smiles.]And you might be giving your mundane ideas. That's the last thing they need.

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