Canon is Skulduggery Pleasant, considering for distantskies...?

[neutralcollector]

I must admit, I'm pleasantly surprised by this. I'd even go so far as to say I'm impressed, as long as you don't let it go to your head. After listening to Skulduggery's experiences, I was dreading what you might have in store for me.

Of course, I don't appreciate not being the one in control. But then, you knew that, didn't you?

[A heavy, and yet still delicate, sigh. Obviously theatrical, for those who know her, but it seems genuine otherwise.]

I suppose I can overlook it just this once. Exploring alternate universes might be interesting. And the opportunities to add to my collection simply cannot be ignored. However, I do have one complaint, if you'll allow me to be so bold. I do not wear my heart on my sleeve - nor, indeed, any part of me - and my soul is no exception. I would very much appreciate it if you would find a way to circumvent that. If you don't...

[Her smile has grown cold. Threats are a last resort, but since her powers of persuasion won't work in this instance...]

... well. I'll leave that up to your imagination, shall I?

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You should! XD It's the best tbh.

[squeak_squeaker]

[...aw, he always worked really hard for her! Kronk was just very easily distracted.]

Because we're friends now! Right? [Kronk always wanted to make a real friend. So far, he'd just made friends with Yzma! And chipmunks.]