Homeless

[commanderbuzzcut]

Thanks for the icons. I think... But you need to go to bed.

And stop letting things like these keep you up. I know you're amused but do you have to laugh so much? You're going to wake people in your house. And just so we're clear, there are no feels for that picture.

Just stop.

And go to bed. It's after 3 am.

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troll troll troll troll I am so very sorry

[thecardmaster]

Ah don't know, yah look pretty "feels" there.

You are *so* not sorry :P

[commanderbuzzcut]

Well, don't let yourself be fooled by that. I'm pretty sure I'm not his type, anyway.

[justliketheolddays]

Well, I guess it's not so bad. Could be worse. At least there aren't any Vorcha involved.

[commanderbuzzcut]

The vorcha would sooner bite my head off if that were the case.

[justliketheolddays]

Depends on who's writing the Vorch. [All the side eye given what people come up with.] Then again, I can't imagine a sexy Vorcha. Ever.


...I need to go...drown myself in brain bleach now.

[commanderbuzzcut]

.....

Hand me some of that brain bleach, too.

[justliketheolddays]

Yeah. I think I'll chase that with some Jack, while I'm at it. [She shakes her head slowly.]

[sixthanimorph]

So that's what you do in your off time, huh?

[commanderbuzzcut]

.....

No.

[sixthanimorph]

Oh, so you and him did that on duty then.

[commanderbuzzcut]

What, no. That never happened.

[sixthanimorph]

Uh-huh. Sure it didn't.

[commanderbuzzcut]

Joker would more likely have a lot of trouble trying to do something like that with me, anyway.

But you're insisting that this really happened. Is there something I should know?

[sixthanimorph]

It's pretty convincing evidence, that's all I'm saying. If it's not proof, it means someone out there's thinking it.

You should go find who did it and take care of them. It'd be embarrassing if more stuff like that came out, you know?

[commanderbuzzcut]

Hah, I wouldn't doubt that someone out there's thinking it.

Trust me, the mun has already looked at a lot of embarrassing things that'll last myself and the rest of my crew for two lifetimes.

[sixthanimorph]

Gotta love being a war hero, huh? Everyone ever knows who you are.

I never have to worry about that. Barely anyone knows who I am. And that suits me just fine.

[commanderbuzzcut]

I guess it's a good thing and a bad thing all at the same time.

If it stays that way, then you have nothing to worry about. I constantly try to tell my mun that I'm not a "bicycle." Took me awhile to figure out what that meant.

[sixthanimorph]

Bet that was something you were happier not knowing, huh?

And even if it doesn't stay that way, it's not like bad attention could ever be as bad for me as it is for you. Worst case, I just have to become someone else.