For Destiny Strings

[ex_helpinghands352]

Hey, uh. Not that I mind helping with the monsters, but... I kinda promised President Kougami that I'd help out his company on that dig in Europe. You know. For the project?

He sent me three birthday cakes last year, so I kinda don't want to leave him hanging. Or he's definitely going to send me ten more this year.

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[jkjk]

So that means you're being threatened with cake?

[ex_helpinghands352]

You don't know how terrifying it is, okay?

I heard he made this one guy eat cake until he passed out. And they had to take him to the hospital and pump his stomach.

[jkjk]

Hardcore. Mind telling me what he looks like so I can steer clear?

[Sucks to be you I guess but I do not desire to be a sacrifice for the Cake Revolution. Whaddya say, buddy? Pal? New best friend?]

[ex_helpinghands352]

Well... he's a middle-aged guy, I guess? And he wears a lot of one-color suits.

But I really don't think you can miss him. He really likes singing Happy Birthday and yelling stuff. Like "WONDERFUL!" or "GREEED!"

I mean, it's not that he's a bad guy. ...I think.

[Yay friends! Friends that aren't going to punch Eiji in the stomach!]

[jkjk]

So he's one of those guys, huh. Heh.

Just— I don't think you can call someone like that "not a bad guy"...

[ex_helpinghands352]

Okay, so he does kinda resurrect ancient threats to humanity a lot. But it's only because he's really interested in greed!

And he saved my bacon a bunch of times. Although come to think of it, he does take a 60% cut off the top of everything I make...

[jkjk]

That's the definition of a bad guy!

And... Have you considered he might be using you...? [Noooot that I'd know anything about that.]

[ex_helpinghands352]

Yeah, I guess. But without him, I wouldn't have been able to save anyone.

Besides, he's helping me out right now. And he really isn't so bad once you get to know him. [Actually, Ankh victimized Eiji much more often. So.]

So what're you doing out here, anyway?

[jkjk]

If you say so, buddy. [aside] I mean... Some people just have saving people complexes.

Oh, me? My mun's just a jerk.

[ex_helpinghands352]

Oh. Well, that sucks. I'm getting shipped to Shikoku by the end of the month.

But it could be worse! At least I'll know someone there.

[jkjk]

Well, good luck! I've heard horror stories about these games things.

[ex_helpinghands352]

Thanks! As long as I've got tomorrow's underwear, I'm sure I'll be fine.

[jkjk]

[Haha, what?]

Um... "Tomorrow's...."?

[ex_helpinghands352]

Oh. Uh, my grandpa always used to say that you never know what's going to happen. That's why it's always good to have a clean pair for tomorrow.

You know, so you're always prepared!

[jkjk]

...Whatever works for you, I guess! Your grandfather sounds eccentric.

[ex_helpinghands352]

Yeah, he was a great guy! Anyhow, all you really need to survive out there is underwear and some pocket change for lunch. Unless someone buys you lunch! That's the best.

[Guess what JK you're talking to a hobo.]

[jkjk]

[Awkward laugh.] I guess I wouldn't know. How do you... you know, make more change?

[My new best friend, are you a pickpocket? Because if you are, I'm going to have to take a step back because I have my phone some swag on me.]

[ex_helpinghands352]

[Why are you stepping back you don't think Eiji would steal stuff, do you :<]

I do a lot of odd jobs. Delivering beer, waiting tables, doing security guard shifts... that kinda thing. Although more recently, I started traveling again.

[jkjk]

[Oh yeah, that cake guy....]

Didn't you call that cake guy a president or something? Can't he get you a job? In...Europe...?

[Wait this is confusing me.]

[ex_helpinghands352]

It's kind of complicated. But basically, none of the dig stuff is really long-term. I guess I could ask for a permanent hire, but... well, then I couldn't really do what I wanted to do.

This way, we're kind of partners. Helping each other out for a little while. See?

[jkjk]

I guess.... [I mean you still make it sound like you're working for pocket change. Why not use him? ...Well, I guess I already know you're not that type of guy.]

What is it you really want to do?

[ex_helpinghands352]

Well, uh. There's a buddy of mine that disappeared on me a little while ago. But I know we'll run into each other again if I keep at this job.

[But jeez, they sure were talking about Eiji a lot.]

What about you? You're still in... high school, I'm guessing?

[jkjk]

[The job that...makes pocket change? I'm not sure I can understand the sentiment... But I know someone who would, so close enough I guess.]

Yeah, I'm in high school. [I'm only the coolest guy in the entire school.] I know someone kinda like you. He's um. He's...really cares about his friend. I think you'd understand each other.

[ex_helpinghands352]

[The money's not important, JK! It's the research!]

Oh yeah? Maybe I know him! What's his name?

[Ah, youth. Eiji remembered high school.]

[jkjk]

His name's Sakuta. Do you normally know many people in high school?