Thinking about apping her at multiversal.

[quiescence]

Hey you. Yeah, you. It's me, Felicia, the girl that's been rattling around in your brain for the last couple months. I'm glad you finally settled down on my story especially since you had my face since forever. Good job. Can't say you aren't capable of doing anything now.

One problem, though. You want to send me where? There? Really? And on my birthday too? What did I ever do to you? And don't tell me it's no different than my world just because we have witches and monsters and shit like that. There's a difference between there and Brooklyn. Real big difference.

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[irandati]

On your birthday! That's just pure sass.

[quiescence]

More like pure ass, really. She's all, 'Wouldn't it be fun if you got drunk on your 21st birthday and ended up there after passing out?' NO, IT WOULDN'T.

[irandati]

Noooo, not your twenty-first! What a rite of passage.

[quiescence]

I know! I mean, sure, I was going to get some drinks and probably get drunk and just look forward to my parents shaking their heads when I came home at 6am, but what did I do to deserve this as punishment?

[irandati]

I'm sure she sees it as a "gift." The kind that comes with no receipt.

[quiescence]

I'd rather get socks from my aunt again.

[irandati]

Well, when you do arrive, if you say it's your birthday, I'm sure you'll get the drinks, at least.

[quiescence]

Sounds like you're offering to buy. I'm not stupid enough to turn down free liquor.