Hey mun...

[insertmayhem]

I'm your favorite RP account.

You've used a well-known glitch to fill me up to 250 lovingly-made icons, all without spending a dime. You're in the middle of a steamy, 500 comment long erotic thread when suddenly... that glitch gets fixed.

Now you're left with just your 15 least favorite ooc icons, and your half of that smut thread is full of icons of witty sayings and fluffy kittens. And if you don't have a paid account? Well, you and your RP partner won't be having too much fun tonight.

So get a paid account, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

Comments

[itscharley]

Serves them right, for stealing.

[insertmayhem]

Hey, as long as things get stirred up, I don't really care.

[itscharley]

....

You're the literal embodiment of mayhem, then...?

[insertmayhem]

I sure am. I haven't found any sort of gig I like better.

[itscharley]

...I'm actually not surprised that something like you can take on human form.

Even though I should be.

[insertmayhem]

Where there's corporate will, there's a way.

[butwhytho]

Some of us don't have jobs, thanks.

[insertmayhem]

And that's fine. I'm just here to watch the chaos.

[butwhytho]

So you're saying that all we have to do to keep the world from becoming chaotic is shuck out our money?

[insertmayhem]

Nah, just one icon-saturated little corner of the internet. Mayhem never rests.

[butwhytho]

...your commercials are pretty great, I'll give you that.

[insertmayhem]

Thanks. You're pretty good for the insurance premiums, yourself.

[butwhytho]

[SCREAMING]

...is there a Spider-Man clause or something? If you're over a certain set of stories you have to have it to cover damage from him?

[insertmayhem]

Not yet, but that's not a bad idea.

[like_a_gerbil]

[Steve stares for a moment than blinks, trying to process all that. Yeah, most of that doesn't make sense to him.]

Are you related to Loki?

[insertmayhem]

Nah, but I will say that he throws a hell of a party.

[like_a_gerbil]

[Have a slightly horrified look, Mayhem.]

Yeah...he does. If you don't mind a couple city blocks being leveled.

[insertmayhem]

Mind? That sounds like a blast.

I love you.

[harbingerofboom]

Clever little advertisement you've managed here.

<3

[insertmayhem]

It's a living.

[harbingerofboom]

Certainly is.

But I have to ask, what's the point of this if you live to cause mayhem? Pushing people to get things to protect themselves against you seems detrimental to your shtick.

[insertmayhem]

I get to cause it either way; that's all I'm after anyway. What goes on in the aftermath is up to the people it happens to.

[harbingerofboom]

Simple pleasures, huh?

No matter the aftermath just as long as you get to make a mess.

[insertmayhem]

Exactly. I'm just a force of nature.

[ofmoonlight]

[Oh, all of the approval from this cat.]

Well said.

[insertmayhem]

Not that it'll stop me from happening all over DWRP anyway, of course.

[ofmoonlight]

I suppose that is true as well.

[insertmayhem]

And then the fallout is all up to everyone else.

[not_that_scary]

Wow, they even app people from commercials? You must have developed quite a reputation.

What's your next project?

[insertmayhem]

I'm not really the kind of guy who makes plans. That would take just away the element of surprise.