insertmayhem: (I'm a hot babe out jogging)
Mayhem ([personal profile] insertmayhem) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-08-12 02:05 pm
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Hey mun...

I'm your favorite RP account.

You've used a well-known glitch to fill me up to 250 lovingly-made icons, all without spending a dime. You're in the middle of a steamy, 500 comment long erotic thread when suddenly... that glitch gets fixed.

Now you're left with just your 15 least favorite ooc icons, and your half of that smut thread is full of icons of witty sayings and fluffy kittens. And if you don't have a paid account? Well, you and your RP partner won't be having too much fun tonight.

So get a paid account, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
itscharley: (incoming Johnny-related migraine)

[personal profile] itscharley 2012-08-12 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Serves them right, for stealing.
itscharley: (Default)

[personal profile] itscharley 2012-08-12 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
....

You're the literal embodiment of mayhem, then...?
itscharley: (who names a drug that anyway)

[personal profile] itscharley 2012-08-12 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm actually not surprised that something like you can take on human form.

Even though I should be.
butwhytho: It grinds my gears. (Stop fucking dying.)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-08-12 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of us don't have jobs, thanks.
butwhytho: Or ignore it for college. (Better do something about this shit.)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-08-12 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're saying that all we have to do to keep the world from becoming chaotic is shuck out our money?
butwhytho: it really fucking sucks (This plan! It was a bad one!)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-08-12 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
...your commercials are pretty great, I'll give you that.
butwhytho: It goes with my eyes, they say. (Black's not such a bad color.)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-08-12 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[SCREAMING]

...is there a Spider-Man clause or something? If you're over a certain set of stories you have to have it to cover damage from him?
like_a_gerbil: (Taller - That's Not Good)

[personal profile] like_a_gerbil 2012-08-12 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Steve stares for a moment than blinks, trying to process all that. Yeah, most of that doesn't make sense to him.]

Are you related to Loki?
like_a_gerbil: (Taller - Lost in a New World)

[personal profile] like_a_gerbil 2012-08-13 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a slightly horrified look, Mayhem.]

Yeah...he does. If you don't mind a couple city blocks being leveled.
harbingerofboom: (There is an X on my head. Yes.)

I love you.

[personal profile] harbingerofboom 2012-08-13 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Clever little advertisement you've managed here.
harbingerofboom: (I'm squinting at you behind my shades.)

[personal profile] harbingerofboom 2012-08-13 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Certainly is.

But I have to ask, what's the point of this if you live to cause mayhem? Pushing people to get things to protect themselves against you seems detrimental to your shtick.
harbingerofboom: (Stoic pose of stoic.)

[personal profile] harbingerofboom 2012-08-13 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Simple pleasures, huh?

No matter the aftermath just as long as you get to make a mess.

[personal profile] ofmoonlight 2012-08-13 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, all of the approval from this cat.]

Well said.

[personal profile] ofmoonlight 2012-08-13 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose that is true as well.

[personal profile] not_that_scary 2012-08-13 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, they even app people from commercials? You must have developed quite a reputation.

What's your next project?