on apping to destiny strings and getting mara as a persona

[fuckyoubitch]

You're giving this angel a dick of a Persona? What kind of name is Mara anyway? It's like dealing with cherry boys who don't know their anuses from their mouths. It's kinda tame compared xxxxx but whatever. I'll deal. If it's a xxxxx on a chariot you might as well call it a fucking xxxxx on a chariot.

As long as there are some dudes I can fuck in that fucking celestial warzone of a city, yeah? I still haven't reached my goal of a thousand guys yet and I wanna do that before I get dragged off to heaven again.

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[sugartitties]

Have fun with your syphilis.

[fuckyoubitch]

Did someone shit in your sugar again Stockin'?

[sugartitties]

Unlikely. Nobody fucking touches my sweets but me.

[fuckyoubitch]

Then stop being a stiff and give your sister some moral support in her fuckventures.

[sugartitties]

Should I warn the guys about a loosey coming in or?

[fuckyoubitch]

You need to get laid, seriously. I'm sure there's some guy out there whose into goth chicks with a freaky enough dick for you.

[sugartitties]

News flash, slutsicle. I am getting laid. Regularly to the most wonderful man in the world.

[fuckyoubitch]

And how much of that sweet stuff did he give you? Did he buy you a bakery? A fucking sugar factory in the hills? Lifetime supply of cookies? IV drip of pudding? Come on I gotta know!!

[sugartitties]

He doesn't have to give me all of that when I can afford it myself.

[expendable_mind]

Holy fuck that's one helluva mouth ya got there. Second pretty lady I've seen that can up Miguel's sailor mouth and then sum.

Though, with that track record, ya sound like ya won't be having any problems wherever ya go since you know yer way 'round.

[fuckyoubitch]

xxxxx? It's nothing, you should see me on a good day with the xxxxx and the xxxxx with the xxxxx too. I'm having a shit evening.

[expendable_mind]

Sorry ta hear that sweetheart, kinda sad ta hear ladies havin' a hard time yanno?

But I'm sure it'll get better later on, life don't shit on ya all the time.

[fuckyoubitch]

... You some kind of cherry boy?

[expendable_mind]

Err, what? Sorry, don't know what that means unless yer tryin' ta say I'm fruity?

If so, no ma'am, not at all. But hey, if that floats yer boat, I can totally be that fer ya.

[star_punched]

Huh...Persona?? I know someone with one! What, you don't want one?

[fuckyoubitch]

I don't even know what the fuck a Persona --

[Oh hello you've got a big one.]

But I think I'd rather fuck you instead. How about it?

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[star_punched]

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Say what?

[fuckyoubitch]

[Eyes on the prize. I mean, crotch.]

Your xxxxx is huge.

[star_punched]

[...Mac's brain just. Broke. Or something. His tanned face is beet red. How to...even respond. To this.]

Uh...T-thank you?

[He was sure this was a compliment. He. Guessed.]

[roses_are_blue]

Wow, you sure have a mouth on you, don't you?

[fuckyoubitch]

You have a problem with that, fucker? I do whatever the hell I want.

[roses_are_blue]

Not really. You're free to talk any way you'd like.

[Doesn't look like there's any kids he needs to worry about. Just his ears.]

Just a bit taken aback, never quite met a lady like you.

[fuckyoubitch]

Hehe, of course. I'm the one of a kind angel, Panty. You play your cards right and I'll take you to heaven.

[roses_are_blue]

Hahaha, you have a real free kind of spirit. Plus, witty on words.

[Or flirts, but Garry doesn't say that outloud.]

And you ARE a very unique, one of a kind "angel". That is some name.

[A tad weird. But again. Not saying that outloud. Garry is not rude and shoves those thoughts away fast.]

[true_high_king]

I... do not know if it is the same Mara that I am familiar with milady, but Mara as I know her is the Divine of Love.

[Just have an odd... look. You've got one hell of a mouth on you. Not that he really minds, just that Skyrim isn't used to that much cursing.]

[fuckyoubitch]

Divine of Love? The fuck is that shit? Who the fuck needs divine love and that shitty ass excuse for an emotion when you can just have hot hot sex?

Listen up dumbass, where I come from Mara's slang for dicks.

[true_high_king]

Mara is one of the Nine Divines, and a goddess of immeasurable power. Without love, life is meaningless.

If you find no greater enjoyment than in the carnal side of a relationship, you would not last long in Skyrim. We have little patience for simple harlots.

[...Well, outside of Riften or Markarth...]

[fuckyoubitch]

I don't do relationships and don't you fucking dare judge me for it. I hate wasting time and that's what most men are in relationships - timewasters. They're sons of bitches and they know it.

[She saw what love did to her sister. That was pretty painful to watch.]

I doubt that perfect guy exists so I'm just gonna fuck and enjoy it.

[true_high_king]

Time is one thing in short supply in Skyrim. Many don't live to turn grey, and those that do find enormous comfort in relationships. Those that don't more often turn into bitter and self-loathing fools.

[He gives Panty a look of 'yeah, I mean you.']

Perfection was only achieved by one man, and any attempt to hold anyone to that standard is immature and pointless. It is our imperfections that make us who we are, and to ignore that is to belittle yourself and deny the beauty of the world around you.

[thebitchesloveme]

My, my. You're a feisty one. We could use more girls like you back in my world.

[warriorscribe]

*She's an angel? And she's... Oh dear...not this again.*

I hope you aren't creating another Nephilim population, or you might see Heaven again only as a prisoner...