voice testing!

[pined]

Right, okay. Don't you think maybe someone more like Scott would be a better match? For you, and... whatever it is we're doing here?

[ translation: He's kind of an idiot, you're kind of an idiot. Match made in idiot heaven. ]

Well, whatever. Let's make this quick, I need to get back to band practice. We're recording an album, you know.

[ blam. dead. ]

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[350pointsmile]

Yeah...good luck with that.

[pined]

[ browquirk. ]

Well, this is weird.

[350pointsmile]

It could always get weirder. Trust me.

[pined]

[ well, if there's anybody she'd take at her word, it's ..herself. huh. ]

Weirder like how?

[350pointsmile]

Tonight my Mun made me get drunk while hanging out with a thirteen year old bounty hunter girl and a bunch of female dwarves. The girl sang Chumbawumba while I played a bunch of helmets as drums.

[pined]

Was it good booze, at least?

[350pointsmile]

You know that big dopey smile we get when we've had too much to drink? That special level of drink where we find ourselves interested in girls laugh and act like a dork?

Yeah that was just half the mug.

[pined]

[ oh, she knows. there might even be a small nod of recognition. it wasn't so long ago that she got drunk with Ramona at that party. ah. good times. even if it ended pretty badly, and not just because of the hangover. ]

Sounds like fun.

[350pointsmile]

Trust me. I earned it.

The first adventure I had I got captured by this creepy spider woman with buttons for eyes.

[000]

I heard the "S" word.

[pined]

[ ... ]

You mean your name?

1/2.

[000]

[000]

[ THIS. ]

[pined]

Don't worry, I wasn't talking smack. [ only kind of ] Your reputation is in tact.

I was just commenting on my mun's type.

Or whatever.

1/4.

[000]

2/4.

[000]

3/4.

[000]

[ ... ]

[000]

Thanks, Kim. [ Wow, Kim. You're great, Kim. Your inner judgement hurts, Kim. ]

[missingmile]

It's never quick, but it's not so bad here.

What's your band's name?

[pined]

Oh.

Sex Bob-omb. [ siiiiigh ] We suck.

[missingmile]

Just make sure she doesn't stick you in a corner or something.

Sex Bob-omb. [ o h, he likes the way it sounds. he smiles. ] That's a cool name. But do you really suck? It's sort of hard to suck if you enjoy doing it.