Nervously joining the SPN voice-testing train

[a_specialist]

"This" isn't going to happen.

I suggest you give up whatever plans you have for me before you get hurt. I am not above crushing lesser beings for fun. Yes that means you, you ignorant monkey.

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[comeshonesty]

This is becoming an unfortunate trend.

[a_specialist]

[ They got you too, Death!? A slight wrinkle in his borrowed brow before he grits out: ]

So I've seen... but I don't know how anyone can find this "fun."

[frenchfortwelve]

Well, it's good to see the life of the party is here.

[a_specialist]

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, Balthazar.

[reigninhell]

I'd like to see you try, Uriel. These muns are mightier than you think.

[a_specialist]

[ Lucifer. Uriel is delighted to see you, but he reigns it in. He's happy to see you, but like most he is still sort of afraid of you. We'll call it respect, though. ]

It can't be that hard. They're only human.

...hello, brother.

whereabouts are you in the series?

[trickntreats]

[This guy's wards are up full-strength, making him look entirely like the pagan god he appears. Even to angels.]

Ooh, a show! Don't suppose you're offering free dinner as well?

I'm all caught up through season 7!

[a_specialist]

[ Then unfortunately, Uriel is about to sass an archangel. ]

Be gone or else you'll be a part of the "show," Old God.

URIEL 8D

[ofthursday]

What plans are those?

[A pause.]

Hello, Uriel.

'sup bro? <3

[a_specialist]

Castiel.

[ He is over his fight with Castiel and his death by Anna's hand for the most part, but he's not going to greet Cas as an old buddy either, even if they were brothers first and foremost. ]

This ape thinks it can shove me wherever it pleases. Particularly to a slum known for kidnapping powerful beings.

[servingmichael]

Hello Uriel.

I am beginning to see they see a threat as a challenge.

[a_specialist]

Raphael. I assume you are getting the same treatment from your own "mundane?"

They should see it as the stupid idea it is.

SLAMS HAND AGAINST KEYBOARD

[militancy]

Instead of wasting your time with threats, shouldn't you just do it?

i-is that a good slam or a bad slam

[a_specialist]

[ See, this is why you're the leader, Michael.

Uriel blinks once before he attempts to do just that, and end his mundane's existence.

...

...

But...

Angrily: ] Why...? It seems I am unable to smite this waste of life!

slams into at 2439786458 miles an hour

[paterelohim]

[Wow hey a dead child isn't this fun

all the fun]

You know, uh... I mean, not that I know better than you, but you might not want to screw with them too much. It tends to just make them cocky.

catches in a heavenly embrace

[a_specialist]

[ Barrels of fun. ]

So I've been told. But if I can't eviscerate her, I'll do all I can to get her to let me go of her own will. [ Uriel is so grouchy right now. He gives Chuck a vaguely annoyed look. Just 'cause. ]

[esotericism]

You all seem to do a great deal of unnecessary crushing from time to time.

[a_specialist]

[ Faint grin. ] It relieves stress.

But I assure you most of it is very necessary.

[has_a_phd_in_teddybear]

[A snort from him. Believe him, he's tried. But he could get a laugh from watching you fail.] Good luck with that.

You know, watching you be turned into a dancing monkey sure as hell could be a fun thing to watch.

Wait.

No.

Fun's the wrong word. Satisfying is more what I'm looking for, I think?

[a_specialist]

[ Uriel doesn't want any of your sass today, Dean. ]

I may be trapped here for the moment, but don't think for a second I can't still make you a bloody smear on the ground.

[ Grouch levels: eleventy billion. ]

/gently touches Also, what every Uriel wants....two Michaels

[servingfather]

Has your threatening done any good, Uriel?

Yes, yes... ALL the Michaels!

[a_specialist]

Not so far but... persistence pays off.

[upstairsbrain]

[ This day is only get worse for Sam. But, isn't that every day?

So, uh. Have an uncomfortable Look. ]

[a_specialist]

[ Oh Sam. Uriel is NOT going to make your life any easier. ]

If there's something you want to say, I suggest you keep it to yourself.

Sneaking in way late, ack!

[grace_optional]

[Say, aren't you dead?] Oh, by all means, get your smite on and crush the monkey. Please. I could use a good laugh.

No problem with that!

[a_specialist]

[ You would know all about that huh.

He narrows his eyes at her. ] I've already been informed that isn't exactly possible, but - at least I can pay you back for the knife in my throat, now.