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Ed Zeddmore ([personal profile] kirk_is_his_hero) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-08-11 07:17 pm
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Professional Voice Test for Siren's Pull at Work Here

So, you're finally doing it, huh? You're finally going back to Siren's Pull after all this time. And you're putting me in. Good choice. As a professional, you won't have any trouble with me at all. I'm sure the entire team is already there waiting for me so we can do our Ghostfacing there. You said there were all sorts of people from my world.

...

But they're not. Okay. That's fine. I'll just be a lone wolf for a while. It'll be interesting without Harry, but I'll make it work. The Ghostfacers won't be gone because I'm alone.
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ex_stakes70: (pic#2768095)

[personal profile] ex_stakes70 2012-08-12 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
... Okay, so, what exactly is Ghostfacing?
kirk_is_his_hero: (What?)

[personal profile] kirk_is_his_hero 2012-08-12 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Gonna just stare now.

Stare.

Staaaaaaaaare.]

... Buffy?
ex_stakes70: (pic#2767636)

[personal profile] ex_stakes70 2012-08-12 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
... [ Uh. Who are you? ] Uh-huh? [ Just. Looking a little. Bewildered. ] I'm sorry, do I know you?
kirk_is_his_hero: (Whoa!)

[personal profile] kirk_is_his_hero 2012-08-12 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Silence.

More staring.

If Harry was here, he would have been nudged by now.

Stare.

Oh, here he goes.]

No, sorry. I'm Ed Zeddmore. ... I'm a fan.
ex_stakes70: (pic#2767634)

[personal profile] ex_stakes70 2012-08-12 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. I... Have those, now? [ UHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh... ] 'Cause, last I checked, um... Half the military wanted my ass on a platter.
kirk_is_his_hero: (Attempting the Bad-Ass)

[personal profile] kirk_is_his_hero 2012-08-12 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, it's... it's complicated. You're a fictional character. At least, I thought you were.

[And he just screwed up this meeting. Good going Ed. Now all you have to do is screw up meeting Captain Kirk and you'll have the whole set. :|]
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[personal profile] ex_stakes70 2012-08-12 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Wh-hah? [ No what you just said makes NO sense and she wants to die suddenly - ] -- What? I mean, seriously - What? The Slayer is not fiction! It's all real. I mean, sure, it sounds like fakeness made of faking and fake. But it's not! Really.
Edited 2012-08-12 00:51 (UTC)
kirk_is_his_hero: (Oooh That's a Good One)

[personal profile] kirk_is_his_hero 2012-08-12 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[IT'S THE REAL BUFFY OMG. Harry's going to shit his pants.]

Well it's a TV show, so I just thought... whoa. This is...

[Nope. Can't function.]
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[personal profile] ex_stakes70 2012-08-12 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
My life is NOT a T.V. Show! [ WTF - ]

I'm actually real. Really real Buffy.
kirk_is_his_hero: (Hm?)

[personal profile] kirk_is_his_hero 2012-08-12 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I... I'm not disagreeing, I'm just... saying...

[ERROR ERROR.]
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[personal profile] ex_stakes70 2012-08-13 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
So. Moving on, then! Hi. I'm Buffy. And... you are?
kirk_is_his_hero: (Professional Face Right Here)

[personal profile] kirk_is_his_hero 2012-08-13 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
... moving on, yeah. Hi Buffy, I'm Ed Zeddmore.
failedparenting: (72: Kind of want)

[personal profile] failedparenting 2012-08-12 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
The hell is ghostfacing?
kirk_is_his_hero: (Professional Face Right Here)

[personal profile] kirk_is_his_hero 2012-08-12 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
We go into haunted buildings and professionally search for signs of the paranormal.
integrity: [Season Seven] (♆ Karma's a bitch.)

LMFAO

[personal profile] integrity 2012-08-12 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . Crowley honestly has nothing to say to this except to stare, incredulous.]

You can't be serious.

[THERE SERIOUSLY CAN'T BE EVEN GREATER IDIOTS THAN THE WINCHESTERS.]
kirk_is_his_hero: (Oooh That's a Good One)

XD OH GOD.

[personal profile] kirk_is_his_hero 2012-08-12 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I'm serious. Is there a problem with having a professional around? I thought people would be thrilled.

[Surprise! You won the lottery, Crowley!]
integrity: [Season Seven] (♆ The model of efficiency.)

i am genuinely sorry for his entire existence ok

[personal profile] integrity 2012-08-12 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
There are plenty of professional morons lying around the Port, but I'll bite.

What, exactly, do you do?
kirk_is_his_hero: (Professional Face Right Here)

Don't be. I'm not sorry for any of this.

[personal profile] kirk_is_his_hero 2012-08-12 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
If they're morons, then they're clearly amateurs trying to pass as professionals.

My team goes into many haunted locations and looks for signs of paranormal activity. We use different types of technology, EMF and EVP mainly.
momchester: (- lineface)

[personal profile] momchester 2012-08-12 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, for fuck's sake.
kirk_is_his_hero: (Professional Face Right Here)

[personal profile] kirk_is_his_hero 2012-08-12 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Is something wrong?
momchester: (- give me a fucking break)

[personal profile] momchester 2012-08-12 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Normally Mary is much, much politer than this, but she's had a really bad month. Year. W/e. So have the least impressed look in the universe, Eddie boy.]

You're a ghost hunter, aren't you?
kirk_is_his_hero: (Hm?)

[personal profile] kirk_is_his_hero 2012-08-12 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well if everyone's going to be this negative, he'll just have to prove to them that he's a real professional.]

I prefer the term 'paranormal investigator'.
momchester: (= pull the other one)

[personal profile] momchester 2012-08-12 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[S t a r e.

She's just going to. Not comment on that.]

You're going to hate it there.
kirk_is_his_hero: (Attempting the Bad-Ass)

[personal profile] kirk_is_his_hero 2012-08-12 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blink.]

Are there a lot of amateurs wandering around?
momchester: (= keeping a straight face)

[personal profile] momchester 2012-08-12 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
No. It's that you can't go out at night.
kirk_is_his_hero: (Hm?)

[personal profile] kirk_is_his_hero 2012-08-12 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Why not?
upstairsbrain: (i hear hurricanes a-blowing)

[personal profile] upstairsbrain 2012-08-12 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Facepalming all up in the hizzle. ]

Ed, just-- no. Stay away while you've got a chance.
Edited 2012-08-12 18:16 (UTC)
kirk_is_his_hero: (Oooh That's a Good One)

[personal profile] kirk_is_his_hero 2012-08-13 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ed scoffs.]

Why? So you and that other amateur can have the place to yourself? You afraid of the competition?
upstairsbrain: (oh gawd not gabriel again)

[personal profile] upstairsbrain 2012-08-15 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
... Yeah. That's it. There isn't much to scope out here, anyway, so...
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