nervously voicetesting

[disinformation]

You wish to help solve unfinished business? Then allow me to assist in bringing Megatron to his rightful place on Cybertron, not focus on problems I already found the solution to.

My cover was blown - "Longarm Prime" is no longer required. Nor do I care for your obsession with a certain offlined Autobot, mundane. I only did what was necessary.

Now if you will excuse me, I have a cause to get back to.

Comments

[ex_dishonestly997]

Good luck finding a Megatron to assist.

see keywords

[disinformation]

Either Megatron will make an appearance, or the mundane will leave me be and I will continue on in my own world. [ Cancellation or not.


He suspects, but is not completely certain: ] Starscream?

l m a o

[ex_dishonestly997]

You expect him to come to you? I know someone else who tried that, it didn't work out too well for him.

[awww yeah recognition]

What gave me away, the wit or the handsome frame? Bit of both?

[disinformation]

Only Starscream would be arrogant enough to be so openly disdainful of our leader.

[raceme]

[Look who's there...]

First of all if you was referring to me I'll like to inform you that I was not offlined merely...incapacitated. Our last encounter was a very unfortunate one but I am pleased to know that you was finally discovered by one of my fellow autobots.

Megatron's rightful place on Cybertron is one of Fortress Maximus's fortified cells.

[disinformation]

[ Well look who it is. ]

I will have to disagree about Megatron. Violently. If you are not offline, perhaps I can finish what I started.

[raceme]

Is there ANYTHING you Decepticons don't solve with violence I wonder? I would gladly ^arrest you if you are so willing to put and end to your madness.

[disinformation]

I wouldn't presume to put the Autobots on a pedestal. Don't forget, I know all your dirty secrets.

[ex_dishonestly997]

Is this your old boyfriend?

[raceme]

[Starscream, what even.]

Ab-so-lu-te-ly NOT!!!

[ex_dishonestly997]

Oh, good. Just checking. You two seem to have the bitter ex vibe.

[bestfreedomfighter]

Your loyalty, as always, is a great asset to the Decepticon cause, Shockwave.

[disinformation]

My Lord Megatron, you humble me. I trust you are well?

[bestfreedomfighter]

As well as I can be while stuck in the headspace of an inferior lifeform.

[Captivity by humans isn't exactly a new thing is it?]

It pains me that this fate has also fallen upon you as well.

[disinformation]

I will endure this distasteful state if necessary. [ He did spend a very long time pretending to be an autobot, and endured. ]

Do you need aid, my liege?

[youhavebeenswindled]

Well if it isn't Shockwave!

You know you look like someone who could use an armour upgrade! Since you're so essential to the Decepticon cause, I'll give you a discount for it if you buy it right now~

[Haha Decepticon cause.]

So how have you been? Well I hope?

[disinformation]

Busy, Swindle. I presume your loyalty is discounted as well, seeing as you value it so little.

[youhavebeenswindled]

[Oh ZING.]

Now you've gone and hurt my feelings.

But come on, I like to think I contribute at least a little bit to the cause. Why, Lord Megatron is my best costumer!

[disinformation]

Very well. I will tolerate you as long as you remain useful to Megatron. Even if it is for a price.

I'm sorry.

[vandalization]

How the dick does a robot get a British accent?

NEVER BE SORRY

[disinformation]

How does a -- human [ he presumes ] sound like a robot?

C8;;

[vandalization]

It's a voice filter. And I asked first.

[deceptiongeneral]

You will forever have my sympathy for having to spend stellar cycles mucking around in Autobot filth, Shockwave.

[And perhaps a little bit of admiration as well.]

[disinformation]

It was what Megatron commanded of me, General Strika. We all must occasionally suffer in order to further the cause.

[deceptiongeneral]

Megatron's command is absolute, I agree.

I vill express my admiration however. Not many Decepticons have the fortitude to do what you did and still remain true to your goal.