voicetesting!

[frakandfight]

Oh for frak's sake. Don't you have anything better to do?

Fine. But you better find me someplace good to go, 'Mundane'. And that means lots of booze, a viper to fly every now and then...

And no frakkin' toasters.

Comments

[frakkin]

They never do.

[frakandfight]

[ o hay ]

Fran-frakkin'-tastic.

Well I guess I can only hope she doesn't send me someplace terrible.

[frakkin]

[Hai]

You can handle anything thrown at you.

[frakandfight]

At least one of us can, sir.

Any plans in store for you?

[with_discipline]

Those are...peculiar requirements. [What do you have against toast, T'Pol does not understand.]

[frakandfight]

Look, I've heard all about this 'roleplay' and I'm not frakkin' impressed. The least she can do is put me somewhere tolerable.

[ Obviously she doesn't realize that most people won't know what "toasters" are beyond the popular kitchen appliance. ]

[with_discipline]

Agreed, though I find they often have different understandings of 'tolerable.'

Do you know a Doctor Gaius Baltar? [He is the only person she knows to say frak. YOUR UNIVERSE IS AN ODD ONE KARA :c]

[frakandfight]

...That motherfrakker. [ That's a "yes". ] What the frak did he do now?

[with_discipline]

[That definitely sounds like a yes.] He's an inmate aboard the ship I currently serve on. I've found him to be an interesting conversationalist.

[frakandfight]

What ship is that?

He sure knows how to talk, though. Watch out for him.

[with_discipline]

It's called the Barge. And I'm certain there is a reason he's an inmate.

[frakandfight]

Many reasons. That motherfrakker's lucky he hasn't been executed.

I wouldn't mind being back on a ship myself. Anything's better than being stuck in her head, bored as frak.

[with_discipline]

It isn't a normal starship. Most of its functions are unknown to us, but we do have control of its basic upkeep. [Sometimes. :Y]

[frakandfight]

Are there vipers?

[with_discipline]

I'm unfamiliar with 'vipers.' Are they shuttlepods?

[frakandfight]

Fighter planes.

[with_discipline]

[Fighter planes. She does not know what to make of that. :|a]

No, there are none. We don't run into other species in space.

[tobecaprican]

I do believe you're missing something off that list, Lieutenant Thrace.

[frakandfight]

...Cigars?

[pieceofeight]

Kara Thrace without booze. I think the ship might have to go to lockdown.

[frakandfight]

I'd rather throw myself out of an airlock.

Thankfully my mundane isn't enough of a dumb frak to put me somewhere that doesn't have any.

[pieceofeight]

[ the hint of a smile ]

Airlocks or alcohol?

[frakandfight]

Alcohol. There are better ways to kill someone. [ Or just frak with them. ]