mun makes terrible life decisions (as usual)

[crimogen]

You already know what you did, but I'll just put it out here again for emphasis:

You seriously need to get your priorities straightened. Why are you even doing this two months earlier than you said you would? You're practically shooting yourself in the foot, and I can tell you how unpleasant that is.

[But--]

No buts, kid. I don't care what you do, just withdraw that bloody application and let me have my two months of peace before you throw me in there. You may like Sherlock but there's no way in hell I'm going to start dealing with him and his arse of a brother two months earlier than I thought. And let's not even get started on all the things you already have in your head for me.

[Lestrade--]

It's Detective Inspector to you, kid, and I suggest you get to it pronto before they process your app.

[Just. Facepalming now. God, why is this his life.]

Comments

[sirblogsalot]

Oh no, you don't. If your mun's going to help conspire against me, the least you could do is keep me company while I suffer.

[crimogen]

You're a good bloke, John, you really are, but I'd rather save my own sanity than lose it to all of...

[Gestures vaguely]

This.

[sirblogsalot]

You'll be joining us in two months if not this week. Sorry, but your sanity doesn't stand a chance either way.

[crimogen]

I'd like to take my chances either way. Who knows, she might have to move on two months later.

[sirblogsalot]

That's awfully optimistic of you.

[crimogen]

She can be nice to your mate, I don't see why she can't do the same to me.

[sirblogsalot]

Nobody ever said any of this would be fair.

[crimogen]

[Eyeing John now.]

You're really desperate, aren't you?