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Darling, (Mundane is far too common a name if you're to be playing with me.)

While I do appreciate the time you've taken to create this journal for me, as well as finding me such lovely icons...

I can't help but think that a timeless beauty such as myself needs more than fifteen to express my utterly gorgeous visage, don't you think?

[But...]

Oh dear, don't worry! You'll get the hang of it eventually!

Now, didn't you have sewing to do? Chop chop darling, those designs won't create themselves!

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The Great and Powerful Trixie has yet to amass the adequate number of icons to represent her. She wonders how you, Rat Nest, are deserving of such a large number.

Ha, we ponies ARE pretty expressive, huh?

[Please excuse Rarity while she stuffs that sudden outburst back under her lady-like persona. It'll just take a moment.]

Why Trixie! It's been some time darling. What have you been doing with yourself? Still running that... show? [Gritted teeth and smiles~]

Indeed we are, Rainbow Dash! And I must say I'm glad to see you here!

Where else would I be? This place is awesome!

It is a fascinating place, I agree. Has your writer decided on a game for you yet?

Oh sure, I'm in a couple places! You looking somewhere?

My writer is considering taking me to this city called 'Nautilus' I believe, however I imagine more places could benefit from my style as well.

Isn't that some kind of an underwater animal? I seem to remember something about a shell...

That's what I thought as well, however this city is only bordered by an ocean on one side. However, it does resemble a shell like that in layout.

I'm rather surprised to hear that you haven't already been, what with the other flying creatures that reside there.

What other flying creature? Is it a dragon?

From what my writer tells me, they're like... great mechanical creatures that can transform into metal birds! And from what I understand, they can fly quite fast and high.

...But not as high or as fast as ME, of course. Still, that's pretty neat. We have something called an 'airship' here, and sometimes the whole BUILDING we're in can go flying across the ground!

Oh darling, there's nopony as fast as you, we both know that! But I'm just surprised you haven't shown up to race them yet.

A flying building? How simply amazing!

It's pretty slow, but given how big it is, that can't be helped. So I guess you're gonna be the Nautilus fashion designer?

Well naturally, darling! Someone has to help the citizens to look their best, and I'm just the pony for the job!

Looking forward to trying some new stuff on humans? I never got a chance to see your designs on anypony where I am!

Oh definitely! A whole unique set of challenges that no designer in Equestria has ever been able to take on!

Well, perhaps my writer might get ambitious enough to put me in with you as well. It's not the same without you around after all.

The Great and Powerful Trixie has indeed continue to entertain her audience and is adored by many more than the number of individuals in Equestria.

Well then I suppose even you deserve to do well. [The classy lady takes the high road! At least... that's what Rarity's gonna repeat to herself. Let's see how long it lasts!]

And just where are you entertaining then? [So she knows where to avoid. Assuming her writer doesn't find joy in driving her mad. Which she does.]

The Great and Powerful Trixie has indefinitely taken residence aboard The Thor, a ship that swims through the reaches of Luna's Domain.

We'd all be happy to see you! Twilight's a student here with me, and Princess Luna is teaching.

...So's Pinkie Pie, and she's human for some reason. [It's Pinkie Pie. It's almost not even strange to say that.]

[IN A DISGUISE SSSHHHH]

Like an airship then? I imagine the view is marvelous.

[...Rarity doesn't even know what to say to that. Pinkie's gonna Pink, she supposes.]

Oh! It's a school then? Isn't that lovely!

...Somehow that doesn't surprise me at all darling.

Trixie admits that viewing a star from up close is something only she can behold sufficiently.

Yup, we're training to be kick-flank mercenaries!

[That sounds about right!]

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