thinking of distantskies

[diabolism]

I want you to be honest with yourself here. Say it with me: "I won't last more than two weeks." You're about as fickle as a goldfish. It's alright, I understand: you're only human, which was your first mistake.

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[trickntreats]

Missy mun's all excited. Me? For once I'm hoping you're actually right, bro. I'm not gonna need that kind of complication.

[diabolism]

I'm hurt, Gabriel. I don't complicate things; I just try to set them right.

[trickntreats]

You and Michael have a secret talent for making things complicated. In this case, though, I'm gonna lay most of the blame at Missy's fingers.

Most.

[diabolism]

Have more respect for your older brothers.

[trickntreats]

When was the last time either of you earned it?

[pillars]

That's what you think. Sometimes they're persistent little idiots. But it's cute that you're so hopeful.

[diabolism]

Well, well, well. Metatron. Amazing to see you here.

[pillars]

[ He shrugs and opens his arms wide. ] The fun has arrived.

Seriously, though, settle in. Everybody wants you to. Make them all smile.

[diabolism]

When in Rome, right? I've never really been very good at fitting in.

[pillars]

I didn't say fit in, I said settle in. By all means, make a huge fucking fuss. How are they going to shut down the Lightbringer anyway?

[ex_messing702]

Dunno what your daemon would be. Somethin' that ran into a wall, probably.

[diabolism]

I fail to see how that's supposed to insult me.

[ex_messing702]

Who says I'm tryin' to insult you? Speculating, that's all.

[diabolism]

Usually that's others' first reaction. Or threats. It's really kind of endearing.

[ex_messing702]

Why would I need to threaten you?

[malleusmaleficarum]

I can't believe I'm seriously agreeing with my mun, but it'd be good to have You around.

[...If nothing else, at least it gets Nhadala off her back.]

[diabolism]

It's always nice to find someone who's happy to see me.

[malleusmaleficarum]

To be honest, I'll probably be the only one. There's a demon here who's pretty much scared shitless of you and I'm pretty sure the Winchesters are going to freak.

[diabolism]

The Winchesters always manage to spice things up. It might be fun.

[malleusmaleficarum]

Just be careful, Father. They're not exactly Pro-You here and if You come here, You'll be weak for a while.

[thetorturer]

[Slow clap.

No.. it's not at all sarcastic.

Really, it's purely admiration.]

[diabolism]

[do you really want to be sarcastic clapping at this sassy motherfucker

do you]

[thetorturer]

[Welp!


He at least has enough self worth to not try and bullshit his way out of this.]

You do realize that reasoning with them is pointless, right?

[Honest he's not trying to get killed.

But...

Sass mouth is a go! He can't be tamed!]

[diabolism]

Is it? Maybe you're just not saying the right things.

[thetorturer]

[He's pretty sure that's...not... it.

But this hole is deep enough already.]

Could be. I might benefit from a change in...tactics.