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[harleykins]

Munnie,

I'm boooooooooooooored. Are we gonna go do some stuff or what? Not that the other gals ya got up here aren't good company, but a gal's gotta get out and stretch her legs ya know? This patootie doesn't look like this without regular exercise!

What?

No! I'm not goin' to that "love hotel" place. Nuh uh, sweetie. Anyone ever tell ya you're kinda freaky?

Get some better ideas then we'll talk.

Comments

Here have an AU Harleen. She's kind of rough around the edges backstory-wise though xD

[byebye_mistah_j]

Hm you have a few more standards than I remember

I'm interested in the rest of the story once you flesh it out! :3

[harleykins]

Mama Quinzel didn't raise no loose lady. But you oughta know that too. There's only one man for me.

[aceofkillers]

Damn, there goes my reason for giving that place a visit. [He teases, he teases.]

But you're that low on face time? I'da thought you would be bouncin' off of every familiar face that popped up around here.

[harleykins]

Mistah Monaghan, you're makin' it a habit to try and make me blush, huh?

Well, we just got back in from outta town. We didn't have any internet waaaaaaaay out there. So it ain't really his fault. But ya know how quickly I get bored.

[aceofkillers]

Hey, it's not my fault you make it look good.

UGH. The great outdoors, huh? I guess it appeals to some, but I've always been a city-boy. No wonder you were goin' stir-crazy.

But did your mun have any other ideas they was kickin' around?

[harleykins]

Aw shucks, you keep it up a gal's gonna start thinkin' you like her or somethin'.

Naw, outta the country. It was a city but apparently free wireless is pretty scarce where he went. Seriously, plannin' don't really seem to be what he's good at.

Nothin' good, he's all sticky on that gross idea. I wanna wreak some havoc not get stuck in some pervy place.

[aceofkillers]

An' we can't have that, now could we? Sides, a psych-gal like yourself is gonna be interested in more complex minds 'n mine.

That must make for an interestin' city. I think even Tijuana has wireless by now, right? Still, I guess a guy who acts on the spur'a the moment is a pretty good fit for a gal who runs with her impulses.

He's still tryin' to get you there? Hell, why not at least try for a perv-place with a plot, like that amatomnes place or whatever?

[harleykins]

Don't go sellin' yourself short now. I'm sure there's plenty goin' on up in there for ol' Dr. Quinzel to have a good time with.

Probably has to do with the fact that he hardly left his little hotel room. I don't think he understand what holidays are all about. They're about fun! And doin' stuff ya normally wouldn't! He has his good points.

Nothin's settled. Don't you go givin' him anymore nasty ideas now, Johnny.

[aceofkillers]

You sayin' you want to go playin' some mind games, Doc Harley? [Because somehow, 'Doctor Sweetheart' is one of the most offensive things to be called EVER.]

...He didn't have no Internet, an' he still didn't leave his hotel room much at all. Is that right? Gotta say, much as I appreciate a mun with the brass to try playin' you, that guy might be low on sense.

Hey, at least th' island has an app process. That'd slow him down if nothin' else, right? Give you time to convince him not to force you into sex-based games.

[aceofkillers]

[....Waaaait a minute.]

'Johnny?'

[mad_puddin]

Oh, but Harls--Deep down, aren't we all a little freaky?

[harleykins]

Hiya Puddin'! Some've us are a li'l more than others. My munnie seemed like a pretty stand-up sorta person though.

[mad_puddin]

It only goes to show ya, you shouldn't judge a book by its colors.

[harleykins]

Or a dress by its spots, am I right? [ Isn't she? How can you resist this cute little face? ]

[mad_puddin]

Right you are, Pooh.

[He'll give her cheek an affectionate pinch. Well, as affectionate as the Joker can be, anyway.]

[harleykins]

Howya been, Mistah J? They been treatin' you right down at Arkham? Do I needa come down there and have a few words with a few people?

[ That's plenty enough to light upper up like she got the biggest present under the Christmas tree. ]

[mad_puddin]

You know me, Harley girl, I make my own fun.

[chlorophylliac]

[Flattest tone imaginable:]

'That love hotel place'?

[Fortunately you can't hear Ivy's internal monologue screaming NO repeatedly.]

[harleykins]

[ Eep. Well this isn't good. ]

Don't gimme that look, Red! You know it's not my fault! It's not like I wanna go there or anythin'.

[ Witness the almighty pout, Ivy. Which is quite amazing because she knows that tone well enough to know to be a little scared by it. ]

[chlorophylliac]

I should very sincerely hope not.

[Drugging people so they'll be easily coerced into unusual behavior? ONLY IVY IS ALLOWED TO DO THAT.]

[harleykins]

[ Have a Harley draping an arm around your shoulder and smiling sweetly up at you, Ivy. ] C'mon babe, you know you're the only one for me~♥

[ Well, other than a certain clown prince of crime, but well, it's kind of complicated at the moment. ]

[chlorophylliac]

Until Joker crooks his finger at you again. You're a psychiatrist, Harley, you know better than most that even the most disciplined addicts are vulnerable to relapse.

[harleykins]

Well there's no use worryin' about it, in the meantime. There's plenty more fun stuff to do anyway!

[chlorophylliac]

No use worrying about it in the -

You realize this is your problem, don't you? You've accepted your fate at that psychopath's hands as something inevitable.

[harleykins]

C'mon Red, this is gettin' boooooring. Mistah J and I are splitsville ain't that enough for ya?

[chlorophylliac]

It'll be enough for me when he's in the ground.

[harleykins]

Okay okay. You don't like him. I got it! I ain't so hot on him at the moment either. [ Seriously, there's no need to be all rawr about it. ]

It gives me the warm fuzzies that ya care so much though, Red.

[chlorophylliac]

[Harley there is every need to be all rawr about it. D: well okay maybe not but she's all rawr about a lot of things these days]

Yes.

Well.

Someone has to keep an eye on you.

[harleykins]

[ For someone all into flower power you sure are all uptight, Ivy. ]

Soooooo, does that mean that if I end up in that gross place you'll come "keep an eye on me?" [ Because you know, it's not like they haven't already. ]

[chlorophylliac]

...

No promises.

[harleykins]

You're so good to me, Red.

[mad_puddin]

Oh Pammy, you always say the sweetest things.

[chlorophylliac]

Joker. I'm so flattered I could kiss you.

[Never has something so innocuous sounded so threatening.]

[im_a_shaaaaark]

Eh? Clown Girl? You look different. Well, the same. I mean, different from...Ah, fishsticks, I can't even get it straight in my head, anymore.