The United States of America ☆ Aʟғʀᴇᴅ F. Jᴏɴᴇs (
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dear_mun2012-08-09 12:16 am
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acquariet... Any nations want to come with?
Well. I guess I really won't need the ring, after all.
So you'll be taking 'em now, huh? For real? For good? Fair enough, I s'pose. There's no real point in keeping memories that are only making me... uh, not myself and stuff? Okay, I can deal. I mean, it's not like I'll remember or anything, and they ain't bein' used, sooo...
Just... stay away from that place, okay? Just 'cause I won't remember, doesn't mean you don't, and you really got a lot of work to do, right? You've only got a week to canon review so Amelia can go to
discedo and the hold over at the water tree... place... town... thing... is gonna expire soon too. Quit lazing aroun' and focus! Get to sleep early, so you can wake up early, and then we can go have pretendy fun times everywhere. You promised a lot of stuff to people, you know!
...Romano's gonna be at this water tree place. He's cranky like England all the time! It'll be almost like old times! Except... y'know, with more hair-curls and better food and all that junk. I'm not sayin' it wouldn't be cool to have more of us! I'm jus' sayin' that it's not gonna be lonely. There's gonna be fresh faces to make friends with and everything! Plus, you already have friends there. You'll find somewhere for Dragon Mom to call home again too someday.
It's gonna be okay, dude. Don't worry. One step 'atta time.
So you'll be taking 'em now, huh? For real? For good? Fair enough, I s'pose. There's no real point in keeping memories that are only making me... uh, not myself and stuff? Okay, I can deal. I mean, it's not like I'll remember or anything, and they ain't bein' used, sooo...
Just... stay away from that place, okay? Just 'cause I won't remember, doesn't mean you don't, and you really got a lot of work to do, right? You've only got a week to canon review so Amelia can go to
...Romano's gonna be at this water tree place. He's cranky like England all the time! It'll be almost like old times! Except... y'know, with more hair-curls and better food and all that junk. I'm not sayin' it wouldn't be cool to have more of us! I'm jus' sayin' that it's not gonna be lonely. There's gonna be fresh faces to make friends with and everything! Plus, you already have friends there. You'll find somewhere for Dragon Mom to call home again too someday.
It's gonna be okay, dude. Don't worry. One step 'atta time.

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[England scowls at the other nation, showcasing that crankiness America just mentioned.]
...And my food's just as good as the damn Italian's.
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I dare you to say that to him one day. The rest of us can take bets on whose yelling breaks the sound barrier first!
[ He, rather conveniently, seems to have not heard the remark regarding his own attention span, inadvertently proving England right. It's a small price to pay, he figures, for avoiding talking openly about what's got his mun all in a tizzy. ]
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It's hardly my fault Romano is too much of an idiot to see how brilliant my food is. ...Him and everyone else.
[He frowns, giving America a look that says he is perhaps on the top of that list of "everyone else".]
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7 billion people can't be wrong, y'know. Your own people think your food is horrible!
[ And America knows this because lots of England's people have told his mun this. Why, she's only ever met one person before who didn't think scones were terrible and that person was an American. Yes, America is forever ashamed of that incident and he will forever deny said individual citizenship. Yep. Forever. ]
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I have plenty of friends who like my food, you know! [And it's hardly his fault America can't see them.] And my people - they love my food! I know my mun loves it. ...even if she does seem a little too partial to American rubbish sometimes.
[Well. His mun's love for "his" food is mostly true. She is quite sure that if she were given the option to eat food England made himself, she would... well, she would eat it, hate it and tell him it was delicious to save hurt feelings. But
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There's a difference between actually loving something and saying you love it because you feel sorry for it!
[ He conveniently fails to mention that his own mun is in the habit of baking British dishes for some strange reason nowadays. Admittedly, they are both foreign and somewhat challenging to pull off, but that's no excuse! …Even if he doesn't have a real problem eating it, of course. ]
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No one feels sorry for me or my food! It's- it's very well loved in the United Kingdom.
[He huffs, not really sure he believes his own words, honestly.]
Carry on that way and you'll never get any cooking from me in the future.
[A lie, of course. England will forever cook things for America whether the younger nation liked it or not.]
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Wha— I— Oh, well, see if I care! Maybe I'll live longer if you won't!
[ And then he just... proceeds to pout. ]
Whoops, wrong account. lol
For goodness sake— don't give me that face! I'm sure you'd much better off without my — what was it? — "horrible" food. I don't need you to eat anything out of pity, anyway. Plenty of others enjoy my food.
I was sort of surprised when I saw Scotland in my inbox... |Da
[ America just shouts back, keeping his expression firmly planted on his features. Judging by England's reaction, he can tell the older man is bluffing, but he notices his pouting got a rise out of him, so he decides to keep it up, of course. He can never not be entertained by pushing England's buttons and even if the other nation gets angry, yells, gets cranky, calls him stupid, and drinks too much, he'll never find it unsatisfactory to see little bits of evidence that England cares more about him than he'd really ever like to admit, that England just can't seem to ignore him even when he tries to. ]
I eat it because there's nothin' else to eat when I visit you! I'd starve if I didn't force those rocks you call scones down!
[ And just to be extra annoying, he reaches out and pulls a tuft of straw yellow hair at the back of England's head. ]
l-lol I've almost done that again so many times.
Well, I suppose you'll just have to starve next time you visit then, won't you? Or if you're that damn hungry, you're quite welcome to disappear to some take-away shop.
[There's a degree of bitterness to that last sentence. The thought of America choosing to go off to a take-out rather than eat his own food annoys and upsets England more than he would ever care to admit.]
It isn't like I care whether you eat my food or not.
Oi, Scotty, stfu and wait yo' turn, bro! >:I
[ Oh dear. It's never a good sign when England starts jutting out his lower lip a little more than necessary. Hilariously, they often prove that they are each other's Achilles' heel and this moment is no different. America feels a little bad and just moves closer to England instead of letting himself be daunted by the slaps he's on the receiving end of now too. ]
So I may as well just go straight to the source of it all! I can't believe what everyone calls Mexican food at your house!
IT NEARLY HAPPENED AGAIN. FFS, I'll get to you, Scotland. >:c
[England scowls at the American, rewarding him for coming closer with a light hit around the back of the head. However used England might be to getting teased and insulted for his cooking, it still always comes as a bit of a frustrating sore spot for him. However much he would deny that.]
I'd cook you something delicious right now to prove it, too.
I think he needs to get a girlfriend or something to keep himself occupied, gosh.
[ Nevermind, of course, that there are actually plenty of places at America's house that serve England's Fish and Chip dish. ]
You wouldn't dare! Not right now!
[ Nevermind, of course, that America is actually kinda hungry and yes, of course, he'll eat whatever England makes. ]
IKR. Let me spare England attention, Scott. ><
[For England, that's more his own half-hearted hope than anything. Though, however much he grows annoyed with putting up with the American's insults, it is always quite satisfying to see America actually finish the meals he makes.]
And yes, right now.
[With that, he grabs America's wrist, dragging him in the direction of the kitchens. Yes, he is going to cook something for you, America. And yes, it will be delicious, dammit.]
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And gosh, it seems like England is doing a whole lot of dragging him around from place to place lately... ]
...What are you going to cook?!
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Hm, Shepherds Pie, I think. You like Shepherds Pie, don't you?
[Nevermind that the older nation plans on cooking it for him whether the American likes it or not. But then, England reasons to himself that if America really, truly didn't want to eat whatever England is going to serve him, then he had the strength and the chance to pull away before they got into the kitchen.]
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[ He starts humming the Beatles song too as though it'll somehow distract the older nation from his attempt to usurp the would-be chef's role. ]
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Annoyed, he tries to push America away from the food.]
I told you, I'm cooking. Everything's fine. You don't need to do anything but sit down and wait.
[He has, at least, forgotten to turn the heat back up.]
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[ He's always been fond of watching the gentle flexing and ripples of muscle beneath the other man's fair skin as he moves about, focusing on the task ahead of him. Taking in the subtle grace and nobility of how England carries himself has always held a bit of odd fascination to America, and it's usually in moments like these where his feelings for the Englishman are reaffirmed. ]
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His humming halts and he once again turns to glare at America, suddenly quite self concious, his cheeks turning a little pink.]
What? What are you staring at?
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Well- don't just stand there like that. Here, it's ready!
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Stop your ridiculous complaining. There's nothing wrong with it.
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Except for Chine marrying a non-country. That is amusing, non?
[ Wait wait. Did he mention something about-- ]
Ring? [ Dashing forward, Francis grabs America's left hand and holds it up to examine it. ] What ring?
Excuse the inappropriate default. My icons are all out of whack. D;
What gives, France? Is that some kinda joke? China getting married... That old guy?!
[ Marriage is one of the last topics he wants to discuss, so it's far easier for Alfred to simply laugh it off, despite how curious he is. It's to his benefit to focus on France's melodrama rather than wonder aloud for long, so he does. ]
So name one of these "more interesting" places, if you're so sure. And that Hotel doesn't count!
that's okay!
Oui, c'est vrai, I swear on the name of Camus. [ A wry little grin. ] And I shall be baking a cake, a beautiful cake made of profiteroles! [ He clasps his hands together, clearly having forgotten about what they were talking about before. ] It will be marvelous, I am sure, but I juste hope it does not aa.... what is the word, upstage the actual cake, tu sais?
[ He purses his lips. ] I was at one of these more interesting places. I think it was in Japon, and we were all prostitutes. [ TOTALLY BETTER THAN DISCEDO. All of his clients were gorgeous anyway, it was the perfect life. ]
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At Japan's house? Er... GND or something like that? My mun had one of the girls there for a really short time. Pink hair, kinda tomboyish, sorta grumpy?
[ He's about to recall the girl's name (it's Lightning) when his mind wanders off of its own accord and Alfred finds himself suddenly envious Amelia is going to some place with France. Sure, he'll have Romano to harass into cooking for him, but France is France. And there's going to be cake.
One may have to excuse him for a brief moment while he indulges in imagining China's actual wedding cake and France's luxurious self-made cake participating in a dessert show of sorts— complete with catwalk, frosting, and fruit fillings. ]
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...She's taking them all then?
[His voice is steady, calm. England's quite proud of that. No more blubbering, emotional fool. Good job, old boy. He knows that this is perhaps the last time he'll ever get to speak to this America. He wants to make it count. Perhaps it won't matter after his memories have been erased, but England feels he should at least say something, perhaps a proper goodbye.]
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He's so tired of trying to guess the other man's disposition and true intentions.
America can never tire of the fighting, because long years have taught him that even arguing with his loved ones is a luxury not everyone has. However, he wishes some things were just easier— like trusting England's emotions, even if his behavior is directly in contradiction of what he says he feels. The younger nation never took to the airs his elder tries so hard to put on, so he's not all that surprised that the ideal image of refinement that England purports himself to be, has become one of their problems with each other. He's always preferred the man underneath, rough edges, bad manners, indecency, and all.
He doesn't want to try justifying how he feels anymore, or try to make England change, or try to make him understand why he even should.
That's why he doesn't respond by pointing out that if a better suggestion was offered by the peanut gallery on the other side of the fence, no one mentioned that to him or his mun. It's why he doesn't give England the ring that, for all intents and purposes, really belongs to him. Instead, his first instinct is a desperate, wholeheartedly stupid act that's laced with paranoia and an unimpressive attempt at self-defense. ]
Taking all of what?
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[Perhaps for a moment, America sees his torment, green eyes flicking down from meeting that gaze as his right hand clenches by his side and his lips purse. He longs to scream, to rage, to race into America's arms and tell him everything, kiss him, love him-- But he doesn't. He has no right to. America's Mundane has done it, taken all that they've shared between them and fought over and he can do nothing. The knowledge rankles him in ways that makes him want to hurt something. His blunt fingernails digging into his palm is just not enough damage, not even if eventually he makes it bleed. But he tells himself he's no hooligan, no pirate, not even an Empire and he hasn't got the right to throw a tantrum of epic proportions. It's not as if it would do him any good. Acting the violent punk would only bring him humiliation that he doesn't have the cheek nor the bravado for anymore. He's much too sober for that. No, and especially not in front of America and in a very public place. Besides, the other doesn't remember a thing. It would be unfair to him and England doesn't want to cause him anymore unnecessary confusion or pain. And so he keeps calm, though a storm rages in his chest and howls in his head, and fights to meet that steady gaze with his own. He hopes mightily that America doesn't see the pain and rage he masks. He hopes his voice doesn't quiver as he answers,]
Oh, it's nothing. Nothing at all.
[He clears his throat for good measure and continues on as if nothing is amiss. It shouldn't be a problem. He's been doing this, has perfected the art of talking of pleasant nothings, for so very long. He's practically perfected the art of small talk. He can do this. Keep Calm and Carry On. Talk about the weather and other mostly impersonal things.]
I see you're going to have a home soon, then. Well, I wish you luck with that. I haven't yet heard any good stories about such places, though. You ought to be careful.
[Or just be England and give unsolicited advice and later, mother hen nagging, because that's what England does when he cares for someone. Though he'd never (or hardly) admit it.]