Unleash the Chaos of the Mighty Monarch!

[the_mighty_monarch]

Yes! Yes! Ah-hahahahahahahahaha!

I am free! Free to unleash my devious darkness upon the multiverse! I am going to shove a boot up the ass of the whole damn place, mundane! Thanks for finally letting me out. You schmuck. Took you so [Censored] long I was starting to get [Censored] bored in there with the other [Censored Censored Censored] pieces of [Censored] you call muses.

Honestly? A crazy old guy who magically changes age? The hell is that? The detectives were cool and everything, but the rest? Useless.

Good thing you've got me around to classy the place up, buddy. Now let's get down to business!

Comments

[arach_nerd]

My god. It's a perfect storm of stupid. I'm not sure which aspect I'm supposed to mock first.

[the_mighty_monarch]

[Looks him over with a mildly annoyed look]

Glass houses, bucko, glass houses. You look like something that escaped from a German fetish dungeon. Add a little more black and leather and I'd be expecting you to tell me the safe word is 'bananas'.

[dr_mrs_the_monarch]

Sweety, I've been told they don't react well to threats. You might have to be a little nicer, not Sovereign nice, but..well..better than the Henchmen.

[the_mighty_monarch]

[He sighed]

Fiiiiiine. If it works, I'll do it.

[Because, supervillain or not, sometimes you have to listen to the Mrs. Especially when she knows what she's doing.]

[dr_mrs_the_monarch]

That's my King Butterfly.

[A kiss to his cheek and her arms looped around his neck.]

And if the nice doesn't work we have threats as a fall back.

[the_mighty_monarch]

[He smiled, after a moment]

You say the sweetest things, babe.