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Mun! I'm so happy to see you. I was worried I was going to be trapped forever in your head, never to fulfill my dream of becoming main character.

But the great Asagi has returned to the world of Livejournal... wait. This isn't livejournal. So am I hopping journal sites as well as games now? Well then, I will aim to become the most popular main character on [Checks name] Dreamwidth. Wow, that name suits my goals perfectly!

So, you want to bring me to a new game. A game where all these different video game characters go to school to learn and teach. This is a perfect place for myself! I'm sure they have all heard of a star such as myself, and will be begging me to star in their next games!

... Why are you looking away?

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Oh, it's you.

And seriously? A game would be so kind to give you splotlight? ...HEY! I should be getting this spot before this girl does!

Mun, hurry up and send me in before she does!

Ah it's you! Is that book with you too?! Tell him I am no longer his servant!

Well, I suppose my mun likes me better then your mun.

You mean Zetta? He ran off somewhere after getting his body back. Tell him that yourself.

Ugh! This is so frustrating! I'm itching to meet more idiots, but I'm stuck inside this stupid mun's head! What's good for a mun if they only let you get out once in a while!?

He's got his body back? Great, I have no idea what he looks like other then some dirty book!

Your mun must not think your ready yet. Shame really.

Really? He's exactly the same without being a book, you'll recognize him from just hearing his voice.

Hmph, I'm always ready to get into a game. My mun's the one that's not ready. She's a wimp!

I'd assume he would have that same jerkish attitude. If we ever meet I swear...

I guess all muns are like that at times, my mun included. Took him this long for him get get me another game after leaving planeocracy.

Honestly. Why are muns like this?

Anyways. Seeing how you're going to go there, I'll consider going elsewhere. Sometimes you get too out of hand with your obsession of your own game and I'd rather be away from your troublesome world-destroying habits.

You got me.

I only destroyed a world once!

You know what they say, once a world destroyer, forever a world destroyer.

[No, no one says that.]

Anyways, unless there's someone ~~just as idiotic as Zetta~~ that interests me there, I think I'll just enjoy the scene from the sidelines.

I would never destroy another world! I even saved a world FROM being destroyed! ~~From an evil version of me...~~

Well, if you insist. Seems like you are fine with just being in that guys head.

Are you sure about that? Your short fuse probably says otherwise.

My mun's head? It's kind of boring. Honestly, it'd be nice if she could just stick me in somewhere to enjoy any idiocy that would unfold.

...Come to think of it, maybe I do want to get myself into this school game. Just so I can see whether you'll go with your word of not destroy another world.

Teehee!

You! Always causing trouble! My mun had to explain you to the mods of that freaking game!

YOU! [Asagi glares at Zetta as she pulls out her guns] You are saying I am always causing trouble?! Well, if you never interfered with me getting my game, none of this trouble would have happened!!

I think your mun for explaining me to the mods though.

I gave you the defining gag that makes you a fan favorite! YOU OWE ME!

You turned me into a GAG CHARACTER! Sure I am extremely popular because of it, but that is not what I wanted. How would you like it ever everyone knew you as, "That guy who appears in every game looking for his favorite book?!"

Hmph. For a while there, it looked like I was going to be "the guy that appears in every game being a book." Of course, a character with MY star power couldn't be kept down forever.

You should have stayed a book. It's something a jerk like you deserves.

Nice guys finish last, babe. It takes being a royal jerk to get a game. Krichevskoy's kid? Total jerk. Zenon? Dick. That Evil Academy kid? Total jerk. And I sure didn't get to the top row of the spice rack by giving flowers and candy to all the demon kids at the Netherorphanage.

Well, what about that new guy? Valvatorez is very nice guy, and he is the star of a game. Same with Marona!

Besides, I tried being a egotistical jerk idle in Soul Nomad, and that didn't work at all!

Phantom Brave doesn't count! There's barely even a contest for Overlord in it! But you got to be the villain of Prinny, which is your best showing yet. Evil and malice are clearly your strong points.

Also, you're totally not playing the fanservice card right. You either gotta do the classy sort of act like Pram and Ze--uh, Rozalin, or the total skinshow like Etna and Jennifer. I mean what the hell are you wearing right now? You're like cold-weather Sapphire, and no one wants that.

Don't call me a villain. I was more like... um... antagonist. I was not evil at all. My Brooklyn accent doesn't count because the coders added that for laughs. Besides. in the second Prinny game I was the hero!

What is wrong with my outfit?! It is cool, fashionable, and totally works in an actual fight. It's what a real hero would wear, not some chain mail bikini or a long flowing gown!

What a real hero would -- WHAT SERIES DO YOU THINK YOU'RE IN!?

... But I have promotional art of me giving fan service. Isn't that enough?

You tell me. Do you have a game yet?

....

Can I just wear a bikini under my coat? I like my coat. It's like a cape.

Bikini under the coat, hm?

...it might work! Torso- and leg-baring, but completely nonsensical in a way that highlights that.

Well I already have Zettai Ryoukai going for me-

Wait, why am I asking you for advice?! You were a book and you were still popular!!

Hyaa ha ha ha ha! That's because I possess the melodious vocal stylings of Crispin Freeman. You don't have THAT to rely on!

Oh yeah?! Well I have Wendee Lee.... Lara Jill Miller... Laura Bailey. [And she goes quiet]

Oh please. Who DOESN'T? Add Tara Strong to the list and you're a freakin' Greatest Hits compilation.

Well, I guess that is one way of looking at it. I see it more that they switch my Voice Actor a lot as part of my gag. Heck, in Japan, I have never had the same voice actor!

Not all of those video game characters are made by Nippon Ichi, Asagi.

(Hi Asagi have an Asagi)

Not like there's anything wrong with that; just make sure you give 'em a good kick in the ass for me and teach them about the Queen of Games!

Oh, I know that Asagi, but who said I should only look at Nippon Ichi games?

[Asagi is totally cool with seeing other forms of herself. After Prinny 2, she's come to accept that fact]

Don't worry, I plan to challenge them all. How could a hero of time stand up to us after all the crap we have been through and seen.

Edited 2012-08-08 17:30 (UTC)

That's exactly the kind of thinking that'll take you places, Asagi.

(And if Disgaea 4's anything to go by, she can be best friends with herself.)

Like some elf kid dressed as Santa's little helper will be that much of a problem. I'm pretty sure that main character crap doesn't give them an advantage when outside their games, so there's definitely some opportunity there.

Who knows, maybe we will find a company that respects us Asagi.

[Of course. Who wouldn't be best friends with someone as attractive and awesome as herself]

Yeah, they won't have that silly plot shield protecting them.

They have a lot of companies over there, but you should probably stay away from Capcom, Asagi. They need to get their shit together first.

(Yes, exactly. She's too cool to not be friends with herself.)

Then they really won't stand a chance now! Not like many other game characters can compete with Nippon Ichi's cast, anyway. You have your guns and max level equipment with you, right?

Oh I know Asagi. Just look how they treat that kid in blue. And I thought I had it bad.

Of course. Never leave home without them. Spent over 500 hours leveling this jacket up.

Exactly. There's plenty of better companies who won't treat their mascot like trash, Asagi.

Atta girl. And the spaceship? Ready to sign your name on the planet with its laser, right?

Like Nintendo. They treat their mascots right! I wonder if they would take Us Asagi.

Have it parked up in orbit.

I don't see why not. If they have that Samus chick and those other non-animal characters, then they really can't say no to us, Asagi.

Perfect! Then you'll be ready for any fucker who thinks they stand a chance against you!

Samus. Now she is someone I would like to challenge Asagi. To beat the original female main character...

As long as the mods let my mun do that. They may not like me signing my name into their game.

Oh my god, that would be amazing! It'd boost our credentials through the fucking roof, Asagi! Nintendo would have to pick you up if you managed that.

Well yeah, there's that to worry about...but hey, it probably won't be too bad. There's ways to hold on to it regardless, right?

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Forgive me, my voice for her is rusty

That's ok. See this as practice for her as well!

yes |D

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Yo dawg, I heard you like Asagi

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Have you seen Asagi in the Disgaea 4 tourny DLC? She confronts Zetta!

...I haven't, but now I absolutely MUST! Because this sounds AMAZING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8muLQaDCick&feature=plcp jump to 3:30

Oh man, that was amazing! Though I'm used to the VA she had in Soul Nomad