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[calamityrondo]

There are limits to an obsession, you know. I'm used to women falling for me, don't take me wrong, but you know that always ends in trouble. I'm not exactly young anymore.

[ Sighs. Women. ]

Alright, let's make this quick. Who knows, it might not even be so bad. The sooner you decide on a place for me, the better. It's late in coming, but my days of standing idly by are done.

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my icons for her aren't done but I had to tag this --

[captain_cleavage]

Well, at least you won't have to worry about me falling for you, if that makes you feel better.

[The only lady woman enough to stand up to Malik's masculine charms...is a female version of him.]

oh gosh they're all beautiful

[calamityrondo]

I'm... not sure how to feel about this.

[ Well. She's alright. ]

Though I must admit, I make a more attractive woman then I would've thought.

the captain is a beautiful woman

[captain_cleavage]

I make a pretty handsome fellow, myself. [She peers at Malik.] Not sure about that beard, though.

[Do you recognize that tone? She's trolling you.]

he is. she is? THEY BOTH ARE.

[calamityrondo]

[ Ah, the troll tone. A tone he knows well. ]

Well, I have considered getting rid of it, but just a soul patch is a bit too 'hip' for someone my age.

[ Because that would happen. ]

[captain_cleavage]

Just a soul patch? [She snorts.] At that rate you might as well take it all the way and go babyfaced.

[calamityrondo]

True. [ He strokes his beard. ] Then I really couldn't keep the women off me.

[ He says this like it's a bad thing... But really, who wants to cure the curse of women fawning over him? ]

[captain_cleavage]

[Malikah, too, strokes an imaginary beard.]

I see...so it's a defense mechanism to escape being trampled everywhere you go with legions of admirers, eh? Well-played, my bearded self. Perhaps I should look into getting a beard for that purpose as well.

[Or maybe you could, you know. Wear a shirt that doesn't show off as much of your impressive real estate. 8|]

[castbytheglyph]

Really Cap'n, you're used to stuff like that? Even in your old age having women falling on you out of the blue is kinda freaky. Especially if they're old too! It would be like having the Overseer crash into you.

[Very slowly. On that little hover thing of hers.]

[calamityrondo]

It's a curse from the days of my youth.

[ He sighs, dramatically. Does he actually think it's a curse, ot not...? ]

I draw the line at the Overseer. Even I wouldn't try that.

/is the slowest thing since slow to reply

[castbytheglyph]

Aww, but she might like crashing into someone! Ever since she ended up becoming all reclusive because of her accent she's had barely any action. In fact that one time she visited us was prooobably one of the only times she's gone out, ever!

[If what she's saying sounds wrong in any way at all Pascal isn't noticing at all.]

I'm the worst offender for that, don't even worry

[calamityrondo]

No offense to the Overseer, but there's probably more than one reason for that. She's far too old for even me, Pascal.

\o/

[castbytheglyph]

No way, the Overseer isn't too old at all! It's not like there's an age restriction on women falling on you.

[calamityrondo]

Falling on you, perhaps. Falling for you, definitely. I've been accused of robbing the cradle several times, but I never thought I'd have it stolen on me.

[flowerling]

Do the women get hurt when they fall?

[calamityrondo]

Sometimes. You know I'm quite tall.

[flowerling]

Yes. You're amazing, Captain.

[calamityrondo]

Heh. I try.

[ A+ would troll again. ]

[flowerling]

Captain, Hubert told me his eyes were poor. Should we get money?

[calamityrondo]

Hmmm, perhaps we should. That sounds like quite a problem.

/struts in here, totally not late at all whatsoever

[drawnbythesword]

Captain, don't tell me you've got your mundane swooning over you now.

always welcome~

[calamityrondo]

Don't sound so surprised, Asbel. You know I've had this problem for years.

[ Can't keep the ladies off him. Which is amusing. But he sounds totally serious. /troll ]

[drawnbythesword]

Yeah, but come on. That seems way beyond weird. I mean, she's not even in the same place as you.

[Captain gets all the bitches.]

[calamityrondo]

That's never stopped them before. Why, I remember back in my early days at the Knight Academy... I could barely go out on field missions without breaking a few hearts along the way.

[ Is he exaggerating? Is he serious? Who knows. ]

I had to stare at that edit a few times to figure out what you fixed

[drawnbythesword]

[Whether it's true or not, Asbel certainly believes it.]

After what I've seen and heard, Captain, I don't doubt it.

It doesn't help that I ruined it the first time UGH I'M SORRY I MAKE THE WORST EDITS

[calamityrondo]

That's the trouble with getting older, Asbel. Girls grow up and soon you've got generations of them chasing after you.

[ Uh, no... that's wrong, Malik. That's not it at all. ]