Homeless; game in mind but it's not opening till September

[onebattyknight]

Hahahaha...

You're one of those who likes awful puns, aren't you? It's cute! And probably a good idea. If you went with the other name you had in mind, it would upset Cherry too much.

Don't worry about me. As long as you keep me fed and happy, I'll hang around for a while. Besides, some of the other people in here are interesting~

Comments

[mypowersucks]

Yeah, I hear you man. I'd take a lame pun over my mun's other idea any day.

"Mutant_Slinky" is just embarrassing.

[onebattyknight]

I wouldn't have minded the other. At least it would be accurate.

[mypowersucks]

Oh, really? What was it, if you don't mind me asking? I'm curious now.

[onebattyknight]

"pops_cherries"

[mypowersucks]

Oh.

[Give him a minute to think about it. He's innocent-minded.]

...Oh. OH. Yeah, okay....I get it. That's uh...that's definitely a thing. Your mun made a good call by choosing the other name.

[onebattyknight]

Hahaha... Why, what's the matter? The way you blush, I'm guessing you've never had the pleasure, either.

[hooded_illusions]

Why does everyone seem to be willing to stay for food?

[onebattyknight]

Well, I doubt she'd want me to get so hungry that I start chomping on her other guests...

[hooded_illusions]

You're cannibalistic?

[onebattyknight]

A cannibal? Me?

Only partially. All I require is blood.

[hooded_illusions]

You drink blood. Like a vampire?

[Why did he get tossed at some crazy person. ]

[onebattyknight]

Heh. Feels good, not having to hide it for once. This "mun" thing is pretty liberating.

But yes, a vampire.

[hooded_illusions]

That's pretty gross.

[onebattyknight]

Mm. Maybe. I'm too old to get offended by that sort of thing anymore.

You should meet Cherry. He's a pretty famous vampire hunter. He's even almost killed me a few times!

[hooded_illusions]

You take near death pretty well.

[onebattyknight]

You get used to it after the first dozen times or so.

[hooded_illusions]

So I see. You'll get careless though.

[kingmaking]

Cherry? What a cute name.

[onebattyknight]

Isn't it just?

He's pretty cute, too~

[kingmaking]

You sound very fond. Is he family?

[onebattyknight]

Kind of.

Not really.

He comes to me when he gets hungry, though.

[kingmaking]

Oh? That's a bit unexpected.

[onebattyknight]

It's always been that way...a bit complicated, maybe, but things are never boring with him around.

[kingmaking]

So it seems. Personally, I'm a great fan of 'boring' these days, but I expect most people like some excitement in their lives.

[heliogabalus]

Rayflo?

oshi--

[onebattyknight]

*...Marie. For her...he can always manage a smile.*

Hello, Princess. Is your mun taking good care of you...?

Not even sorry~

[heliogabalus]

[Have a huff.]

I guess. She's boring, she never lets me have any fun!

[onebattyknight]

Don't give them a hard time. Even in games you have to play by the rules.

Can you be a good girl for me...?

[heliogabalus]

But the rules are boring! Why can't I just have fun?

...I guess...

[onebattyknight]

*...oh Marie. And Chris isn't even here to ease the pain this time.*

Is that a promise?

[heliogabalus]

Only because it's you.

[Pout pout pout.]

[onebattyknight]

Haha...

Don't worry. Maybe we'll get the chance to play together sometime. Just like before. Who knows.

[heliogabalus]

Really!? I've been trying to be a good girl, Rayflo, if I keep it up, will you play with me again? I miss playing with you.

[onebattyknight]

Maybe. But we have to play nice, okay? No hurting games. No killing games.

*it's disturbing, having to draw the line like this. It always has been...*

[heliogabalus]

Not even a few? What if they really deserve it, though?

[onebattyknight]

....let me be the judge of that. It's my duty as a knight to protect you, after all~

[fantomatique]

And we wouldn't wish him upset, would we...? Addie, Addie, Addie.

[onebattyknight]

...Barry.

Must be annoying to know there's a mun between you and me this time, huh?

[fantomatique]

Oooh...? Must be pathetic to think you can take your shield behind a human and that it'll work... huh?

[onebattyknight]

*shitshitshitshit just go awaaaaaaaaay.*

She'd have to invite you in, and she's sensitive to that kind of thing as it is. I might not be able to create barriers against you, but she can. Last time I checked, you're still bound by those rules, aren't you?

[fantomatique]

A...dddddie. So testy. I'm only saying 'hullo,' aren't I?

I am Uncomfortable. Clearly this means your Barry is awesome.

[onebattyknight]

That's how it starts. It ends with most of my organs either eaten or thrown across the room and you fucking where they used to be.

So, sorry if I don't find the appeal in talking to you at all.

In fact... *have a flipped bird. Because he can, without consequences.* Seeing as how I have a choice in the matter this time, you can go right ahead and fuck yourself.

*JOHNNY FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP PROVOKING THE INCUBUS.*

satyuyrif9uyii I don't want to make you uncomfortable, I'm sorry!

[fantomatique]

My, my. You certainly have a sterling fixation with an activity you claim to hate.

In this case, I can make an exception. 8D

[onebattyknight]

It's actually pleasant when it doesn't involve dismemberment. You should try it sometime. Maybe you'd get more meals from people who aren't me that way.

[fantomatique]

...why, Addie. Do you... care?

[onebattyknight]

I care that you're far away from me and will stay that way.

[fantomatique]

Shall I say... 'behind you' now, or later?

[onebattyknight]

*He totally didn't check, just to be sure.*

Hope your mun keeps you on a short leash.