Muse won't shut up!

[primogen_vampirate]

Oh ho. So now you're thinking about coming up with what I've been up to in the last eighty years since the disaster? I guarantee you, darling, nothing will ever compare to what happened in Chicago. The 1930s were my time.

And what's all this nonsense about your sudden urge to "ship" me with any number of "CW boys?" What the bloody hell is a CW boy. And for that matter, what do they have to do with ships? Do they have topsails and a helm?

Well, every man thinks he's got a mast between his legs. I have yet to be impressed.

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[hackreality]

Ah, see, that's the delight of being all modern and things, you know about stuff from the internets like the most dreaded "shipping." It's short for relationship, right? And then you have the dangerous, deadly Shipping Wars...

[primogen_vampirate]

I'm not sure I want to know...

[hackreality]

Think Trojan War, but instead of two sides there's at least five.

Which is to say, you probably really don't want to know, yes. My solution is generally run as fast as I can in the other direction! Or it would be if I was shipped with anything. I figure it can't hurt to have an escape plan just in case!

[idkworldruler]

It sounds like you need to spend more time on the internet.

[primogen_vampirate]

The what?

[idkworldruler]

The internet is a network of information that exists digitally.