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The Once-ler (
thneedy
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2012
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04:48 pm
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canon: dr. seuss
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game: homeless
homeless... lookingish?
I don't see how you can miss me.
You
decided to drop me, remember?
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stillcares
2012-08-07 09:49 pm (UTC)
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At least you've
been
somewhere.
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thneedy
2012-08-07 10:25 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, so? It wasn't that great.
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stillcares
2012-08-07 10:29 pm (UTC)
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It's better than nothing. I've been
stuck here!
If you end up somewhere cool, you gotta tell me, okay?
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thneedy
2012-08-07 10:32 pm (UTC)
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If you say so.
Sure, I guess. I don't think any of these places are 'cool'. They're more like torture chambers.
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2012-08-07 22:32 (UTC)
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stillcares
2012-08-07 10:35 pm (UTC)
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...I dunno,
somewhere's
gotta be good. I hear there's, like, places
under the sea
or in
space
or whatever! Doesn't that sound cool to you?
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thneedy
2012-08-07 10:37 pm (UTC)
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I dunno. I guess it does, but it also sounds like a good way to get into danger.
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stillcares
2012-08-07 10:41 pm (UTC)
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Pshh. Danger, schmanger. The
Tedster
isn't afraid of some stupid danger.
I'll handle the danger. You handle... um... what do you even do, like, are you a farmer or something?
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thneedy
2012-08-07 10:43 pm (UTC)
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What kind of nickname is
The Tedster
? Does anyone even
call
you th--
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I'm an
inventor
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stillcares
2012-08-07 10:46 pm (UTC)
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[His mom calls him that! ...The Tedster keeps his mouth shut.]
You look like a farmer.
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thneedy
2012-08-07 10:47 pm (UTC)
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Well, I'm not.
So there.
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stillcares
2012-08-07 10:48 pm (UTC)
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Well, you look like one.
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thneedy
2012-08-07 11:19 pm (UTC)
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What about me looks
farmer
-y to you?
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stillcares
2012-08-07 11:29 pm (UTC)
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Uuuhm... Well I've only seen pictures, but - the hat? And, that vest thing.
[Critical stare.]
...
And your hair.
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thneedy
2012-08-07 11:32 pm (UTC)
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Hey! My hat is style right from the city, okay?
That's why I
got
it...
...My
hair
? Seriously?
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stillcares
2012-08-07 11:37 pm (UTC)
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It's not from
my
city.
...I guess? It's kinda messy. Like you sleep in a barn.
[TED THAT IS NOT VERY TACTFUL]
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thneedy
2012-08-07 11:38 pm (UTC)
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It's not from a horrible, fake-y future city, no. You're right.
...Wow, rude.
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stillcares
2012-08-07 11:45 pm (UTC)
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Thneedville isn't horrible-!
[But it is fake.]
...
I think farms are cool.
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thneedy
2012-08-07 11:46 pm (UTC)
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Sure it's not.
Well, I
don't
.
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stillcares
2012-08-07 11:48 pm (UTC)
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Why not? Aren't there animals and plants and stuff on farms? Like - real ones, you know, like, living ones that aren't plastic and fake.
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thneedy
2012-08-07 11:50 pm (UTC)
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Well, there
are
, yeah. The animals are pretty cool.
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stillcares
2012-08-07 11:52 pm (UTC)
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And hay? Have you ever climbed a hay bale? What about those barns with the roof storage and stuff? Do cows bite?
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thneedy
2012-08-07 11:55 pm (UTC)
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Yes, seen 'em, and they
nip
sometimes.
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stillcares
2012-08-08 12:01 am (UTC)
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Hahaha! That's cool. I wanna see all that stuff someday.
Knew
you lived on a farm.
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thneedy
2012-08-08 12:03 am (UTC)
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It's not a bad kind of place to visit, I guess.
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stillcares
2012-08-08 12:05 am (UTC)
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...You don't look too happy about it.
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thneedy
2012-08-08 12:08 am (UTC)
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That's because visiting a farm and growing up on one are two different things.
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stillcares
2012-08-08 12:09 am (UTC)
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Maybe one day you should invent a time machine and we could trade.
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thneedy
2012-08-08 12:11 am (UTC)
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Not sure how much I like the sound of plastic-town.
[Seriously, though, don't tempt him to see if he can dump his mistakes on Ted.]
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stillcares
2012-08-08 12:15 am (UTC)
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It's not so bad. I already started fixing it to be better - me and Audrey. And Grammy. And Mom.
Ok, everyone helped.
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thneedy
2012-08-08 12:19 am (UTC)
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Hey, don't forget who gave you the seed. Or. Will give it to you.
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stillcares
2012-08-08 12:23 am (UTC)
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You're gonna pull that card on me? You're not even
old
yet.
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thneedy
2012-08-08 12:24 am (UTC)
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Still the same guy, though.
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stillcares
2012-08-08 12:27 am (UTC)
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Audrey says all the cells in your body replace themselves over and over. How do you know you're the same guy?
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thneedy
2012-08-08 12:29 am (UTC)
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...Audrey's weird.
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stillcares
2012-08-08 12:31 am (UTC)
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Is not!!
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thneedy
2012-08-08 12:32 am (UTC)
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Oh right, I forgot, you're all ga-ga for her.
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stillcares
2012-08-08 12:36 am (UTC)
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AM NOT. I just, she's really smart, and funny, and pr- a-and you should respect her.
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thneedy
2012-08-08 12:37 am (UTC)
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Wow, you really have it bad, don't you?
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stillcares
2012-08-08 12:39 am (UTC)
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...She's
older
than me.
[Now, was that denial - or a complaint?]
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thneedy
2012-08-08 12:45 am (UTC)
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That's tough.
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stillcares
2012-08-08 12:47 am (UTC)
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...
What would
you
know.
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thneedy
2012-08-08 12:49 am (UTC)
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Well, I'm just gues--
Wait, what's that supposed to mean?
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stillcares
2012-08-08 12:51 am (UTC)
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...Nothing. I guess.
[He makes it sound like Definitely Not Nothing, but that is how kids avoid apologies.]
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thneedy
2012-08-08 12:53 am (UTC)
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Nothing. Sure. Right.
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musical_shitennou
2012-08-08 01:06 pm (UTC)
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Flowerpot man.
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thneedy
2012-08-09 03:26 pm (UTC)
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Do I know you?
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musical_shitennou
2012-08-10 08:57 am (UTC)
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Zoisite.
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If you end up somewhere cool, you gotta tell me, okay?
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Sure, I guess. I don't think any of these places are 'cool'. They're more like torture chambers.
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I'll handle the danger. You handle... um... what do you even do, like, are you a farmer or something?
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I'm an inventor.
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You look like a farmer.
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So there.
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[Critical stare.]
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And your hair.
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...My hair? Seriously?
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...I guess? It's kinda messy. Like you sleep in a barn. [TED THAT IS NOT VERY TACTFUL]
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...Wow, rude.
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I think farms are cool.
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Well, I don't.
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Knew you lived on a farm.
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[Seriously, though, don't tempt him to see if he can dump his mistakes on Ted.]
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Ok, everyone helped.
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[Now, was that denial - or a complaint?]
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What would you know.
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Wait, what's that supposed to mean?
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