He wants some canon mates at exsilium.

[umadrobin]

Come on. You can find me at least ONE Robin, right?

He needs to hear every little detail about what me and Raven are up to. Can I take a picture of his face when he flips his shit?

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[hoodbin]

Why would you want one?

[umadrobin]

We have a special rival relationship. I never said he could see other thieves.

[hoodbin]

Wouldn't think someone would want someone like him around.

[ Then again the robin in her time is different. ]

Then again, it sounds like you want to mess with him.

[umadrobin]

See this fancy outfit? He made it just for me.

[ A smirk. ]

Or at least, he might as well have. I could get through that "secure vault" in my sleep.

[hoodbin]

Must like you more I guess. All he gave me was an empty promise and left me for dead.

[ Glances at him. ]

Does look pretty fancy though. Any neat toys?

[umadrobin]

You have no idea.

[ He was actually about to answer that very interesting tidbit of information about Robin, but any discussion about the Red X suit automatically takes precedence. ]

[feel_nevermore]

No, he doesn't.

...Also since when do you need to ask your Mun for permission anyway?

[Still she misses her teammates too.]

[umadrobin]

Is this role-reversal night?

[ You can almost see the grin behind his mask... but it vanishes at her next question. ]

... Shit. You're right.

[feel_nevermore]

Role-reversal? Well you're still the one obsessed with Robin, so... no?

[umadrobin]

Weren't you the one who originally said Robin needed to know about us?

[feel_nevermore]

Maybe but I never planned to tell him every little detail. I don't want to traumatize him for life.

[inmateincharge]

Oh, I've got plenty of pictures of Bird-Brain. Not a very photogenic kid, I'll be honest, but seeing these snapshots always puts a smile on my face! [The Joker holds up a photo album with the words "Precious Memories" on the cover. For a brief time, he took up an interest in photography - taking pictures of his victims, in particular - and this happened to coincide with his murder of Jason Todd.]

[umadrobin]

[ Ignoring the fact that one of the most infamous supervillains on earth is talking to him for a second... he leans in to get a better look at the photo album, as if they were ogling a Playboy together. ]

Smilex poisoning... Smilex poisoning... Another Smilex poisoning... Yet an-- oh, that's actually pretty creative...

[ He comments as he keeps turning the pages, finally getting to Jason Todd. He then taps the laminated page. ]

Isn't this that guy everyone thinks is me? [ Scoff. ] As if.

[holyroleplaybatman]

Say, who're you?

[umadrobin]

Jesus! Put some pants on!

[holyroleplaybatman]

Why does everyone keep saying that?

[umadrobin]

Because there's kids around here?

[holyroleplaybatman]

I'm wearing tights! Golly, you'd think I was... you know.

[bewareofwaffles]

Man, nobody wants to hear that.

[umadrobin]

Are you sure? She runs around in a leotard all day and you haven't looked?

[ Wait. The reason is obvious. ]

... Oh. Right. 80% machine. That's gotta suck.

[bewareofwaffles]

Don't even go there.

And Raven's like my little sister.

Threadjacking because omg cyborg 8D

[feel_nevermore]

The more you tell him not to go there, the faster he will.

[But her look softens at his last comment.] Hey.

Yo~

[bewareofwaffles]

[grumblegrumblegrumble he doesn't like the sound of that.]

[But this face isn't for you, Raven, so he'll at least take a deep breath and try to be civil.]

...hey.

[umadrobin]

Don't worry then, Tinman. I'm taking good care of her without you there.

[bewareofwaffles]

Don't know what that means. Don't wanna know.

She's a big girl. She can take care of herself.