(canon is Black Dynamite) RE: His username

[lesslikeable]

Less likeable? Less- Oh, you best be joking, mun-bitch, because Black Dynamite is anything but less likeable than that asshole OJ Simpson.

I went to the goddamn moon for those ungrateful little orphans, and I'm less likeable? That motherfucker left me to die in space! What the Hell about leaving someone to die in space is likeable?! I had to fight amazon moon bitches with a fuckin' Soviet monkey to get those orphans their stupid fuckin' rocks - and where's my thanks? All I get is "Oh, Black Dynamite, we're happy you're back, even though you're less likeable than OJ Simpson."

Man, fuck those orphans. Fuck OJ, too. Hope that motherfucker gets his ass handed to him--

[Actually, Black Dynamite...]

Hold on, you serious? Damn. The future is a cold place, mundane. The future is one cold place.

...Still, fuck OJ Simpson and his lyin', abandoning ass.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN GROWN FOLKS IS STRUGGLING

[cashflow]

[Loud and abrasive men looking for recognition.

Color her fucking fifty shades of unsurprised.]

"O.J Simpso--" yeah, okay. He a lover of yours, gramps?

SCRAM, I SAY! SCRAM!

[lesslikeable]

[Is she trying to imply that a lonely childhood has left Black Dynamite desperate for attention and acceptance? Damn. Self awareness is one cold mother.]

Lo- What the fuck you talkin' about?! Black Dynamite doesn't sleep with men, you dig?

ACTUAL TEARS black dynamite is the greatest show

[cashflow]

Yah? Then who is he?

[Perhaps. Who wouldn't want some semblance of self-awareness to creep upon your psyche and remind you of your humanity and downfalls?]

Sob with me, bby. Sob with me~

[lesslikeable]

Bitch, what did I just say?! He's the asshole who got Black Dynamite - also known as myself - stuck in a rocket and sent to the goddamn moon to fight goddamn amazon moon bitches with a soviet monkey friend.

[Hm. Black Dynamite doesn't really dig any reminders of his humanity. Not because he's trying to distance himself or any of that deep, psychological bullshit, but more because he enjoys feeling invincible... Which is much less deeply psychological, or somethin'.]

[cashflow]

[what]





Oi. You're talkin' shit, old man. Ya' expect me to believe all that?

[lesslikeable]

[You heard me.]

Usually I would call you a bitch and tell you to get back to suckin' and fuckin', but that would probably make me less likeable as a character.

So, instead, Imma just reiterate: yeah. That shit happened.

[cashflow]

Aa-- 'Usually'? Says the old gramps.

[idkworldruler]

Maybe if you were more quiet you would be more likeable?

[lesslikeable]

...That is a definite possibility, tiny white boy.

[idkworldruler]

I'm five foot nine, I'm not tiny you're just tall...But glad to see that you're able to see reason.

[lesslikeable]

Usually I would agree that I am a rather tall individual, but since you are a honky, I'll have to disagree with you and your tiny ass.

[idkworldruler]

A honky? Really? Can't you come up with something better and more creative? But maybe that's also why you've got the name "lesslikeable".

[lesslikeable]

It ain't about creativity, it's about pointin' out the fact you're a white honky devil, you... uh... well, you get the point, jive turkey.

[idkworldruler]

I'm starting to get the feeling that you've rightly earned that username of yours.

[goninjagoninjago]

... Dude. You went to the moon?

[lesslikeable]

Yes, I did, ninja.

[goninjagoninjago]

I don't know who O.J Simpson is or what an Amazon is, but they must have been some shit if they made going into space something to complain about!

[lesslikeable]

O.J Simpson is a motherfucker. Amazons are real tall bitches who like to fight people. Usually, I'd be quite happy to fuck with tall bitches, but I was simply not in the mood to fuck around, because I had to return to Earth with the orphan's goddamn moon rocks.

'Sides, goin' to space ain't that cool when you go to the moon for The Man.

If I had any talent, I'd totally attempt a Bullhorn.

[wing_of_night]

You've got no idea how cold it is.

FFFF- That would be beautiful

[lesslikeable]

Don't lecture me on how cold life is, honky. You know what it's like to have to deal with O.J Simpson, alien Michael Jackson, a soviet monkey friend, the IRS, the death of Donald the Accountant, Amazon moon bitches, a whole Whorephange full of orphans and whores, ninjas, Richard Pryor and a bunch of of other shit I can not currently remember, because next week I'll probably have even more shit to deal with!

Now, get your latex ass outta here, jive turkey.

Unfortunately, my rhyming skills suck as much as a vacuum duck.

[wing_of_night]

Oh no, no. I just watched my parents get gunned down when they refused to pay protection money, got taken in by a vigilante that used fear as a primary weapon, watched as some muscle-bound luchadore broke his back, had my wedding to an alien princess broken up by a demon that implanted her with its seed, then saw my next girlfriend get shot in the spine by a lunatic clown and get paralyzed from the waist down, then there was the whole re-writing of the goddamn universe and watching the town I decided to protect get blown to hell by a living chemical bomb.

My life is just as messed up as yours. I'm no honky.