Looking at exitvoid after much debate

[fuckyeahlugers]

Look whose letting me out to play in the sand box. So, what's it this time: Crazy island? A city with no way out? Pretty sure I've dealt with worse before.

Woah woah wait, what do you mean you're not looking at the place with dragons? Are you kidding me--you want me on a boat instead? There were dragons and you go with the boat game?!

So much for turning getting a chance at something cool.

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[sixthanimorph]

Dragons are overrated. [Take it from someone who knows.]

[fuckyeahlugers]

Better than some ghost ship, though.

[sixthanimorph]

Like that crappy movie? That's gonna suck, dude.

[fuckyeahlugers]

Tell me about it.

[sixthanimorph]

I'm headed to crappy future England, so... guess that's still not as bad as a ghost ship. Find the lifeboats quick, I guess?

[fuckyeahlugers]

I'd say England still has the one-up on this place.

I don't even know if this thing has life boats.

[sixthanimorph]

Maybe normal England. But lousy future warzone England? I could learn to be a ghostbuster.

I guess even if it did have lifeboats, they'd probably be haunted. Ghost boats.

[fuckyeahlugers]

A ghostbuster...Better than having to learn to be a zombie slayer I guess. [Ah the sound of experience.]

Ghost boats...funny.

[sixthanimorph]

Being a zombie slayer doesn't sound so bad. You probably get lots of cool weapons and zombies are usually pretty dumb. [Says the kid who's never met a zombie in his life.]

Hey, don't look at me like that. This material writes itself.

[cop_for_one_day]

By now, I've kind of figured out you don't want cool things in games. You just want the things least likely to kill you.

[fuckyeahlugers]

You die once, you've died a thousand times I guess. From what I've heard, this boat is full of problems that could kill me anyway.

[cop_for_one_day]

Point.

[He pauses for a moment, then claps Steve on the shoulder]

Try not to make it twice.

[fuckyeahlugers]

Not sure I have a say in whether I'll be making it twice or not. She's the one with all the control here.

[ridewithdestiny]

I don't know, Steve. I'm sure you'd do better on the boat then with the dragons.

[fuckyeahlugers]

You kidding? I could totally handle those dragons, Claire!

[ridewithdestiny]

Really? I'm not so sure about that.

[fuckyeahlugers]

Need a demonstration? I could probably wrangle one in for a ride.

[ridewithdestiny]

What are you going to do, try and lasso one? I'm pretty sure that's not a constructive idea considering most dragons breath fire. Though, I'd like to see you try.

[fuckyeahlugers]

Help me find a big enough lasso and I will. [8| totally serious here, Claire.]

[ridewithdestiny]

I wasn't being serious, Steve.

[Key words Steve. But she pauses, then smiles.] Maybe if you wear that hat.

[fuckyeahlugers]

Aw come on, it could be fun. [Read: Dangerous as hell, but that's nothing new.]

The hat I don't mind, but I'm losing the vest.

[ridewithdestiny]

Why? The vest makes the outfit. You can't opt out on being a cowboy, you know.

[fuckyeahlugers]

Then can I get a different vest? The back of that thing is a cruel joke and we both know it.

[ridewithdestiny]

[Oh. ...oh Steve why did you have to go and bring that up. She smiles sadly.] Yeah... we can get a different vest. Something more dashing for a prince.

[fuckyeahlugers]

[Well...there was a reason he didn't want it. A very obvious reason. Sorry Claire.] A vest for a dashing cowboy prince, huh?

[His smile is a bit forced now, but he's trying to lighten the mood.]

[ridewithdestiny]

[She can't help but try and not laugh.] Cowboy prince.



Yeehaw.

[fuckyeahlugers]

[He tries to fight it, his lips twitching before pulling into a grin. After that, it's only a matter of seconds before he's doubled over in laughter.]

Maybe I should pick one or the other.

[ridewithdestiny]

Just be Prince Charming. I feel like it makes things less complicated when you say those cheesy lines.

[fuckyeahlugers]

They aren't cheesy. Pretty sure that's someone else's department. [Yeah it's pretty much everyone's department really.]

[ridewithdestiny]

Hey you're the one who started with the "knight in shining armor" thing. That's pretty cheesy.

[fuckyeahlugers]

Well I did come to your defense several times right?


...I've heard cheesier, but I guess it was pretty bad.

[ridewithdestiny]

You did save my ass a few times. [She can't help but smile at that. Next time she'd give him ammunition when trading weapons, she swears.]

Totally bad. Though I guess it could be worse. [Giggle] You could have been a Steve sandwich!

[fuckyeahlugers]

I believe the final count was four. [Keeping track? No, not at all. Nope.]

It could have been worse. [and that sandwich comment gets a groan.] Yeah, definitely could have been worse.

...At least I didn't have a chance to make a quip about Bingo.