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[Those 'cat' sounds were all it took! Gunji dove up and in a pounce was wrapped around his old friend.]

I KNEW it was you Kitty~ Where ya been hidin'?!

[ Always just a little bit of a surprise to be greeted so affectionately, but he nuzzles the side of Gunji's face all the same. ]

Oh, been inactive and without a home for awhile... I fear that I was going to fade away. I'm glad that is not the case. And where have you been?

[Yaha is one of the few people Gunji actually likes to be around, so he's always going to be 'glompy' like this. Sorry Yaha. In response to that nuzzle, Gunji gifts the elf with a long lap of his tongue to the side of his face.]

Stuck~ Stuck~ Stuckstuckstuck STUUUUCK!!

[He yelled out, in a sing song voice.]

Stuck in the pisshole of a musespace the Muncat keeps for me!!

[Making a disgusted face, letting that long tongue of his lull out over his chin, drooling a little.]

Y'can't fade away Kitty~ I'd SNIFF you out!! Cuhaha!!

[Grabbing Yaha's face and stuffing his nose in the other blonds ear, sniffing and snuffling like an animal.]

[ Even with those that care for him, he usually is the one fawning over them. It's interesting to be the one given that sweetness, and laughs softly as he is licked. So that is what it is like -- he's forgotten. ]

So mean... your mun should let you be free. A lovely creature such as you need wide open spaces to enjoy himself, is that not right?

[ A bright smile as he is sniffed. ]

Then that means I shall always come back to you, doesn't it? Like a good kitty.

[Gunji only knew of three ways to treat people; fuck, fight or fawn. Fortunately for Yaha the only thing Gunji didn't want to do to him was fight him.

As he was spoken to, Gunji toyed with Yaha's hair. Letting it fall through his metal claws and chewing on mouthfuls of it.]

Haha! Yeah! I don't like being caged up, cages are for RATS!

Daw~ such a good kitty! I'd still find you and play with you, even if you were dead~ though!!

If I could, I'd allow you to always be free to have all the fun that you like.

[ But sadly, he is just unable to do this simple task. So unfortunate. ]

Really? You would still think my corpse as pretty, Gunji?

I'll go killin' in the muncat's head I will, kill 'em~ kill em~ kill 'em all DEAD~!! Kyahahaha!!!

[Its quite alright Yaha, its the thought that counts after all, right?]

Huh? Sure!! You'd make a real pretty stiff kitty~ I'd get Jijii get a heater for ya! Keep ya nice and warm! KYAHAHA!!

Murder them all under laughter and merriment. That is part of a song, but it seems like that would be the best choice... you do look best in red.

[ Always the thought that counts! ]

I'd be most happy and content in your loving embrace, then. I feel like I could rest easily even as a corpse and afterlife, because you are looking after me.

Red! I fuckin' LOVE Red! All over! Splashes and splashes and splashes~ of red!

[Don't mind him drool a little and cup his crotch there.]

I could comb ya hair! Make it look real nice, chew it 50 times I think Papa says!

[Getting eating and grooming mixed up there a little, but never mind.]

Could even take ya out to work with me! An' FUCK ya up when I get home~ Kyah HA!

If I could, I'd always give you the proper tools and source to be your favorite color. To immerse yourself forever in that shade.

[ Don't mind at all. Probably shouldn't mind the staring. ]

You'd brush my hair without being asked? My... you really do know how to spoil, Gunji. It is a wonder that your Jijii ever lets you go to do anything when you could be doting upon him so.

A wha? ...

[Have a head tilt. Gunji didn't understand half the words you just said to him, Yaha. But, they seemed to be positive.]

I should get your ass a collar! Nice pretty kitty collar, nice and TIGHT! Kyahahah! Then I could go with you everywhere~

[Keep staring if you want, Gunji likes it.]

Mhm~!! Jijji's a pain! PAIN!PAIN!PAIIIN~! He never likes to play, we always fight though. Fight till one of us is fucked!!

[Have some air jabbing and pouncing about now that he's mentioned fighting and playing. Energetic young thing he is.]

[He merely laughs. Gunji seems like such a simple and sweet person. That is why he likes him so. Different yet the same. Things need not be more complicated than what life already makes things. How happy his precious friend must be all the time. It is enough to make one jealous. ]

Oh, that would be so much fun. Could it have a little bell, too? [And he happily fantasizes about his collar for a time before returning to reality upon Gunji's raised tones.] Oh, but that sounds like something to enjoy as well. There is a bond through fighting that runs deep... you can see a person's soul in battle clear, just as you can between the sheets. Beauty and destruction together... It is so magical. Don't you think?

[Yaha's laughter is like music to Gunji's ear! And Gunji LOVES music. He cheers and thrusts his arms up to the sound of the laughing, right up until Yaha stops.

Careful not to slice him, Gunji curls a finger under Yaha's chin and tickles slowly, making the sound of a bells chime the best he can with his mouth.]

Kitty want's a bell~? I'll give ya a bell!

[Manic cackling before he settles, listening and thinking about what was just said to him.]

Only thing I can see fighting is red~ red~ RED~!

Its warm too though, warm and squishy like a bunnies eyes! Hey Kitty? Is your soul warm and squishy too~?

[Of course, as soon as he thinks on that, it is more like a "dog" to have a bell by Gunji's definition of the difference between cats and dogs. Ah, well, a bell would be nice. And he laughs once more at the sound and touch. He really is just too endearing.]

I look forward to it, then.

[Hm, of course, Gunji wouldn't see that beauty, bit at least he could enjoy the blood-letting.]

My soul... it is actually bright white. But that was a long time ago, it probably is red as you say... [And rotting.]

Wait wait!! WAAAIITTT!!

[Gunji tugs and pulls at his belt, yanking it off by breaking the last few belt loops rather then pull the belt the other way so that buckle didn't snag. It had a few dog tags from people he'd killed and they made a wonderful jingling sound when shaken. Gunji pressed this to Yaha's neck, grinning wide. Oh look how proud he is at having made a makeshift collar for the elf.]

Suits you Kitty~ suits you!

[That's right, Gunji doesnt think that deeply about anything really. But to the blond anything inside the body could be classed as the soul']

I bet its real pretty too! You'll have to show me some day! Cut kitty nice and wide~ open! Kyahaha!

[Oh he likes rotten things... you should see the corpses he keeps under a pile of teddy bears on the wall side of his bed. You probably don't want to know what he does with them though.]

Huh?

[ He blinks for a moment and wonders if this is the best place for such activities, but does lift his hand to the collar of his shirt before noticing that is not what his dear friend is initiating. His hand slips away behind his back, almost sheepishly before smiling fond at the collar that has been made for him. ]

Oh these are interesting... [ Reaching up, he lightly pokes one of the tags. ] What do they mean?

[ His smile widens considerably. ] Oh, that would be fun. I would like for you to play with my insides. They don't get that much attention these days.

[Even though Gunji had been trying to make a collar for his friend, it was always still a good idea to remind Gunji that certain activities were best suited elsewhere... His mind did wander and he was prone to have outbursts.]

Its part of a game Papa likes to make the boys play~~ Collectin' them can save ya life! Oooor~ Get me and Jijji on your ass! Kyahaha!!

[When Yaha mentioned playing with his insides, Gunji licked his lips and waggled his fingers before 'barking' at the elf. Careful now... He's not ashamed about what he does or where he does it. You don't want to make a scene.]

Meow~ Meow~~

Oh... save your life? It's an interesting means for survival. But they do have a lovely ring to them. Now that I know what they mean.. it's both a sound of calling and one to wish for continued living. I can certainly agree with these sort of things.

[ Hm. ]

I do wonder if we should find somewhere else to go... to celebrate our reunion. But that is up to you. I enjoy speaking to you sweetly like this, as well.

Yea yea yea! Get the right ones and fight the king! Papa might let you go then, buuuut~ I take all the good ones so no home~time for the kitties! Kyahaha!!

[He tilts his head aside, dirty blond hair falling over his eyes and that vulgar tongue lulling out again.]

Celebrate?... Like a party~?

[That grin on his face widens. After all Gunji is just an oversized Child, of course he wants a party... Though he gets the feeling Yaha might be the toys and goody bag he can take home and unwrap?]

Lets go party~ I wanna PLAY!! Keeeeyyhah!! Here kitty kitty kitty~ walkies~

There is a king... but I would rather that you be the king, Gunji. You would look lovely with a crown.

[ And all the bodies strewn before him -- some in death, some in sweet pleasure. ]

Exactly like a party.

[ This reminds him of his first meeting and claps his hands light together before clinging to Gunji's arm, resting his head against the man's shoulder. ]

Please, lead the way. I shall always follow. [ Lifts his hand to play with some of the tags about his neck. ] Like a good kitty. Meow.