Re: ded kraken hanging out around abax

[kingofbabylon]

Sushi. Out of the Kraken.

We're about as likely to get some kind of freak fish E. coli or grow gills as anything else if we ingest that. I don't even know how to make sushi, let alone how to carve a... kraken. Not to mention, I'm not really comfortable going anywhere near that thing, lest it pull some kind of Land Before Time magical rebirth crap.

You know what, no. I'm done being food bitch for this dump. Someone else can chop up our giant, tentacled friend.

Comments

[snowwhitesoul]

Considering that the corpse will begin to rot shortly, my concern is the stench.

Perhaps it is more merciful to simply burn it now and save ourselves the misery of rotting seafood.

[kingofbabylon]

I'm not sure I really trust the people of Abax with a fire that big, considering their track record for destruction.

But yeah, you're probably right.

[snowwhitesoul]

[She says nothing to that, considering she was party to, or knows the party responsible, for a lot of the messes around here.]

Perhaps cutting it into smaller pieces and burning them would be safer.

[kingofbabylon]

As long as it's someone else doing the cutting and not me, sounds like a good plan. Then everyone can have their own small little ex-Kraken camp fire. We might even be able to roast marshmallows.

[snowwhitesoul]

I imagine that the fires will either smell incredible or disgusting.

[Mmmm, calamari.]

[kingofbabylon]

I'm hoping for incredible, but we might want to stock up on Febreeze if we get disgusting.

[snowwhitesoul]

I don't think that the city creates enough of it to cover everything. Clothespins might be necessary.

[hellionated]

Just do it. Someone has to. [ And it won't be him so it might as well be you Justin. ]

[kingofbabylon]

Excuse me, but how exactly is this my job? I wasn't one of the ones making sure it died within city limits.

[hellionated]

Exactly, that's why you're on sushi duty now. Great idea, Justin. I'll make sure everyone gives you credit.

[burn_in_my_light]

I'll slice the thing up but I'm sure as hell not eatin' it.

[kingofbabylon]

And I'm sure as hell not touching it with a ten foot electric cattle prod. Civic service be damned.

[burn_in_my_light]

We could just let it rot there. Tom thinks its dangerous to be near or something.