ACTUALLY DOING IT

[merchantofdeath]

Are you serious? What happened to not caring about being in games? Why do you suddenly want to be in one? Much less, why do you want to put me in one? You barely acknowledge me half the time, and suddenly—

You're a cow. No, no, you're two cows, that's how big a cow you are.

[nick are you saying i have big tits]

Bitch. Why are you so obsessed with me?

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[merchantofdeath]

[Nick has a mortgage and rent, please take him off your calling list!]

That—I'm not sure if you're trying to reassure me or warn me.

[indentcision]

Could be both.

[merchantofdeath]

[Heh.

Both.

Dual parties.

His face.

Oh, that's bad.]

Well, I'm sure it won't matter to her in the end, she's so enamored with me.

[indentcision]

[ DON'T THINK IT'S NOT ALL INTENTIONAL, TOO. ]

Sounds like the odds are in your favor, then.

Or not. Depends on the side you're sticking to.

[merchantofdeath]

[He's figuring that out; he's a pretty observant guy. Embrace it, right?]

Favor of going there? Yeah, they are. I don't have much say; doesn't seem like any of us do.

[indentcision]

If it was about choice, most of us would probably never leave home.

[merchantofdeath]

Some of us don't seem to have such great homes, though. Everyone's different, can't really speak for all of us in one go.

Speaking for myself, however, I'm quite capable of that.

[indentcision]

I'm of two minds on the matter. But there is something appealing about the idea of a second path to your life.

[merchantofdeath]

Is this where I ask about your obsession with two-by-twos? Or is that considered rude? I really don't want to be rude.

[But calling his mun a double cow and a bitch? Totally appropriate.]

[indentcision]

[ Sounds like some DOUBLE STANDARDS up in this post. ]

I try to see everything from both sides. What you don't want to do is ask about my face.

[merchantofdeath]

[Yes, and sexism. Always.]

I would never. I was asking about your, ah, turn of phrase, making everything twos and boths and duals and whatnot.

[indentcision]

[ He is obviously so charming. ]

Right. Those.

You could call it habit.

[merchantofdeath]

[No one charms like Nick Naylor, this is true.]

Does it get hard to keep up with that?

[indentcision]

No harder than breathing. You can relate to that, I hope.