A Tentative Voice-Test for a rediscovered (and unamused) PC

[not_that_scary]

Really. It took you THIS long to actually get around and watch the movie. A movie, which not only you've known about for a good amount of time, but a movie based on a series of games, of which you've only completed the final two.

(But I have the first one now-)

And how far did you get in that exactly?

(Well, that's-)

And another thing, what the hell kind of user name is this? not_that_scary? Are you implying something?

(You do kinda mellow out towards the end-)

Not the point. If you're serious about this, then get your ass over to your laptop and finish Vol. 1.

(Ah, y-yes sir!)

*sigh* Doesn't even bother to check his e-mail for the confirmation code... idiot.

Comments

[squeak_squeaker]

...it's good that you're not that scary, right? [Kronk always liked being not as scary as Yzma!]

[not_that_scary]

... You're not all that bright, are you?

[squeak_squeaker]

Woah... how can you tell?

[Kronk was genuinely shocked!]

[not_that_scary]

[That's actually kinda amusing.]

Call it a gut feeling. You have that sort of look about you.

[squeak_squeaker]

Really? [Kronk scratched his chin a little, while he tried to remember what he actually looked like.]

I always though I looked kinda smart! And handsome. And stuff. [His bottom lip began to tremble.] ButIjustlookstupid?

[not_that_scary]

[... Seriously, this guy is like a child.]

Ah, no, it's more like you look too strong to be a books-type of guy!

(That was pathetic.)

Shut up, it's Disney, I'm compelled to be sympathetic!

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk was really very simple a bit childlike and sensitive for, you know, a guy this enormous! The wibbling stopped, though.]

Oh... yeah! [Big smile.] You must be really smart, that you guessed that I'm strong. I bet you can read my mind or something, that you know all that stuff about me!