[Also known as Sherlock's Ultimate Fantasy, or the kind of thing that makes Watsons (John, Jane or otherwise) wake up in a cold sweat.
With a blithe, false and horrible grin, intentionally misunderstanding:] No no, that's fine, just don't do it again.
Really, though. Is the height difference that drastic? Should I stand on tiptoe? [Because height is definitely the biggest change here.] Come on, make an educated guess. [A beat.] ...Well. Make a guess. Don't let's get over-excited.
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Even the face and hair—this is sickeningly narcissistic. How fitting. ]
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With a blithe, false and horrible grin, intentionally misunderstanding:] No no, that's fine, just don't do it again.
Really, though. Is the height difference that drastic? Should I stand on tiptoe? [Because height is definitely the biggest change here.] Come on, make an educated guess. [A beat.] ...Well. Make a guess. Don't let's get over-excited.