dear_mun | because I haven't had my fair share of prussian kings in a long time

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because I haven't had my fair share of prussian kings in a long time

Miss Mundane,

Let's agree to be reasonable here, the both of us. You and I are both well aware you have no intention to place me in any 'games' like you had in the past. As entertaining as it was, you simply lack the time and motivation. Your knowledge of my history has become rusty, as well as your grasp on grasp on my speech patterns and mannerisms. In fact, I daresay this entire situation is nothing more than one born out of sentimentality.

That said, if you truly wish to go through with this, even for just the moment, I suppose I have no choice but to go along with it, do I not?

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... Friiiiiiiiiiiitz~!

[Sorry old man, no mercy for you, this guy wants to be PRAISED.]

[Well, he is okay with that. He had been missing his country, since being stuck around Austrians and their musicians isn't exactly something he likes. Speak French and he'll be even happier, Prussia.]

Prussia. I trust you've been well?

[Oh Gott, you poor man, that's not how things are supposed to be. ... C-can he play the flute instead?]

Ja! What about you?

[...the flute is acceptable, he'll take that, too.]

Fair enough, all things considered. I had been enjoying my early retirement, but I suppose that was never meant to be. [because he didn't want to be bothered with things. But Prussia's not a bother, he's cool]

[Then it's all awesome.]

Kesesese, you're not getting bored at all? [You know he worships you like a child his father.]

You and are are rather different in many ways, Prussia. I don't require constant stimulation from outside sources to keep myself amused. [as fun as taunting Austrians is, he is okay with reading books or learning things or playing the flute or writing new tactics]

Hey, I grew up too! It's not just fighting for me anymore!

[Well, no more.]

Really? Could you tell me what you've been up to as of late, then? I'm certainly interested in hearing what's happened to my country after my time.

... Whatever I'm in the mood to do. Doing this and that, taking care of my stick in the mud baby brother West...

[Well that's something he hasn't heard before]

Your brother? I don't recall meeting him before.

Ja, he was burn a bit after your time. His name is Deutschland. And I raised him up the best. he has become a great man.

[he'd better know how to speak French, Mr. Country.]

Is that so? I should like to meet him one day, if time permits. When did he come about, if I can ask?

... After the Holy Roman Empire fell.

[Of course he does. Germany and France are close nowadays.]

[good, good. French is the language for classy people, so everyone needs to know it]

...Is that so? [unsure how to feel about that one... but the one thing that does stick out in his mind about it is--]

I'd imagine those Habsburgs were none too pleased about that, now were they? [give him all the deets, Prussia. Have you missed hating on the Habsburgs parties with Fritz? Because those are the best parties ever, jsyk]

[Yeah... no, Spanish and Chinese are the new French. French is mostly used by historians and to impress people.]

Yeah. France did it.

[That might be the case, but the HRE was a brother of his. His older brother who never got the chance to grow up like them.]

And no, they weren't pleased. North and South Italy were reunited with the help of the awesome me.

[Still the language for classy people, okay. The French are classy sometimes.]

France did? [now that does honestly surprise him a bit. He's used to France's military being not as good as his own, being as inconsistent as they were]

I suppose that means France finally found a way to keep his military consistently strong, then?

And might I ask why you assisted with the reunification of Italy? Out of curiosity, really.

He did. But it was just luck in this case.

[Other than that? He's the other Italy of Europe when it comes to his military.]

They asked me for help. Both wanted to get out of that hell.

[France was like a Psyduck unleashing its true powers for a moment, then. Nothing's really changed.]

A pity he can't manage to learn from his mistakes. And really, I can't say I blame either Italy. I would want out of Habsburg rule, as well, if I were them.

[Yeah. Nations evolve. Like Pokemon. Sometimes.]

At least he's a bit more serious about his economy- nein, I don't want to say anything wrong.

Well, eventually they got reunited.

[they just evolve at too high of a level for most people, clearly]

He does tend to be much more collected in nearly every other area, if I recall correctly. [spoilers: he does. Also spoilers: he's super biased] It's simply his military that falls short.

[That's so true. But no one can evolve to his level of awesome.]

Uhm. Not really. His people strike whenever they are in the mood to and that's pretty much every day.

[Prussia evolves with the awesome stone. Or something like that]

They... strike? [This is a new concept to him okay. His citizens liked him and were usually pretty good, he doesn't get what 'striking' and all this stuff is all about.]

I apologize, Prussia, but could you clarify for me?

[If you are trying to say he's a diamond, then yes, he is one.]

They strike. Means if there is something they don't like about work they protest against it.

[Be happy you never experienced it old man Fritz.]

[a diamond in the rough, but a diamond nevertheless. And he is very happy he never experienced that sort of stuff, yes he is.]

And the King simply allows for this to happen? [yeah you might want to explain that part, too...]

... Ähm. You see. There's no monarchy anymore.

[Yeah, this will be one odd talk.]

[Time differences are vast and strange things, clearly. And appalling, because why no monarchy?]

And why not? When did this come about, and is this limited to only France? [he died before the french revolution, too, so he has no idea that happened, either oops]

The people kinda... kicked their king out of the country or executed his relatives? It's a pretty long story to be honest...

[Do you even have the time to listen to it Fritz?]

Also, it's... pretty much the whole world affected by that. Me and Germany too.

[he has the time, but he doesn't want to :| Because that is a bad story that he doesn't like the sound of]

Unfortunate that you and your brother had to be tainted with ideas of that nature. The rest of the world, as well.

It's not as bad as it sounds. And you know how chaotic France was at the time, it didn't improve.

[he finds that hard to believe oops. it's a king's job to make sure countries run smoothly, okay. and clearly, with people striking, France isn't being run very smoothly.]

If it did not improve at all, what, then, was the purpose of changing the governmental system?

[That's why the king got kicked out, because nothing was running smoothly.]

I think they just wanted to get rid of the king if you ask me. [He shrugs]

[what a crappy king]

Knowing as little of the situation as I do, I'm inclined to agree.

Kesesese~ Fritz! [and here goes a string of babble in no identifiable language, he's just making noise from excitement]

[use words like a big nation, Prussia, you can do it.]

I apologize, I didn't quite catch that last bit.

[he finally calms his babbling down so he can actually speak]

It's so awesome to see you!!!!!

[see, Prussia, words aren't hard. He knew you could do it. Next step, speak French.]

It's nice to see you again, as well. I trust you've been taking proper care of yourself?

Ja! Mun has me at this place that's making my hair grow super long! It's longer than yours!

[well that's a new one. He's never heard of games that grow hair before.]

Is there a reason this game is forcing your hair to grow?

I'm supposed to be turning into a phoenix! I think it's my tail!

A phoenix. [just... repeating that so he can let it sink in]

Is this common where you've been placed?

Ja! Britannien is turning into a unicorn. Kesesese~ a female unicorn! [he sounds extraordinarily pleased by that]

[...prussia that is weird, why. He hopes there's an Austria there turning into something weird, oops.]

Might I ask why he's turning into a female unicorn?

Kesesese~ The name of the character is Lady Almathia or something like that! And apparently she's a female unicorn!

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because I haven't had my fair share of prussian kings in a long time

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typo, what.

they're evil, really ;o;

Very ;~;

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