what does any of this even say

[voidwhereprohibited]

k so
you wanna app me sudenly to a game
(ugh)
u think u got al my awsom pesonality down
n ur sittin here readin my logs n shit
tryibn to gasp th ESSENCE of ro-lol
and mow you wana try the handa on proach
* approach
more power 2 you!
gettin out rher
gettin ur hands dirty

it isnt esay tryin 2 tpyo likw i do huh
i make this szit cesh
* cahs
* $$$$
but dont giv up an maybe neday youll be typin lik thiz all the time!

wats wrong
wad i say

u know itd be easiur if u were drinkn 2
now hurry up
i got some poor boozeless smuks 2 help builda distellary

Comments

[beknightedheroine]

Ho boy. The network is gonna love you.

[voidwhereprohibited]

hey hye hey hey
wahts that supsoed to mean

[beknightedheroine]

I don't mean nothin'. Hey, it's not like I mind it. It'll be sorta like a pop quiz of reading comprehension skills, every time you're onscreen.

[voidwhereprohibited]

hey ill have u know im an acomplishd linegust
* lineguest
* lynegusit?
* idfk

ur puny netwokr cant handle me anyway
i coud brake it voer my knees easy-pees
* ewww

[beknightedheroine]

...

..now I can't remember how to spell it, either! Lingui... no, that's pasta, isn't it?

[voidwhereprohibited]

* linguits?
* lingust
* linguist
BULLSEYE take that red squicgly!

[consider8]

Good luck, Roxy.

[mechanicalmastermind]

Why would your mun ever want to type like you do permanently?