On reserving and apping at prolecto

[windybutt]

dear mun,

happy first-game-reserve-ever!!!

i just wanted to say thank you for finally finding somewhere for me to hang out. i was kind of getting tired of sitting around memes and waking up in all sorts of weird places or suddenly cuddling with people i didn't know or walking in on people doing stuff. (that was pretty funny the first time, but it gets old real fast.)

anyway prolecto sounds sorta fun? i don't really know what it's about, but we'll be there with friends so everything will be fine!!! even if you don't know what a 'log' is. jeez bone up on your rp lingo already.

so all you need to do is get my app done and then i can declare myself not homeless and everything will be sweet as. (maybe work on your university essay first though. that sounds kind of important!!!)

don't stress out too much. i know how you like freaking out over NOTHING hehe.

~ ectoBiologist
(john)

Comments

[spideriest]

Oh man, you are such a chump sometimes, John!
You shouldn't 8e THANKING your mun. Do you have any idea of what they're going to do to you? Games make memes look like they were designed for wigglers. If you're thanking anyone, thank me for 8eing gracious enough to warn you!!!!!!!!

[motherfuckers]

WhOaAaA BrOtHeR YoU NeEd mOrE WiCkEd eXcItEmEnT.
RaIn tHeM In aNd pOuR Em oUt yOu kNoW WhAt i'm sAyInG?
ShItS GoNnA Be mIrAcLeS FaR As i cAn tElL.
:o)
ReAl mOtHeRfUcKiN MiRaClEs lIkE MaGiC.
AhAhAhAhAh.
HoNk.

[windybutt]

oh hey vriska!
hehe why am i supposed to be worried? it sounds like fun! i don't really get why everyone flings themselves off the handle whenever games are mentioned.

how bad can it be?

[spideriest]

Ugh, I can't 8elieve you! Asking "how 8ad can it 8e" 8asically seals your f8. There's just waaaaaaaay too much foreshadowing there.

[windybutt]

uh... ok?
i don't really know what you're saying, to be honest, but sure!

[motherfuckers]

YeAh bRoThEr i uP AnD GeT ThAt a wHoLe lOt.
It's cOoL ThOuGh, I DoN'T ReAlLy bE MiNdInG A WhOlE MoThErFuCkIn lOt.
JuSt sAyIn yOu sHoUlD Be lIkE OvEr tHe tOp mOtHeRfUcKiN ExCiTeD FoR AlL ThEsE MiRaClEs aNd mOtHeRfUcKiNg sHeNaNiGaNs.
;o)

[windybutt]

that's dumb. you're so pessimistic sometimes, vriska! it's going to be awesome and my mun wouldn't send me somewhere awful. (i hope????????)

plus i'm going to get my own room and roommate and we will have so many movie marathons.
so many.

[spideriest]

I'm not pessimistic. I'm just using my think pan! You're supposed to trust ME, John, not your no-good hornless strange mun creature. Seriously, you are going to 8e so screwed.
W8.
Movie marathons?
Wow. May8e there's some chance that those won't end in disaster! May8e the TV won't explode, and may8e the DVDs won't pchooooo out of the player, going str8 for your throat!

[windybutt]

hehe it's possible to trust more than one person, you know! also i'll be able to handle myself just fine, thank you! maybe you can trust ME for once.

my beloved dvds would never do that to me. you do not understand the loving bond between a boy and his movies.

...do alien dvds pchoo out of the player and kill people!?

[windybutt]

oh! okay!
dude, i don't think it's even possible for me to be more excited.
if i was any more excited, i'd be the concept of excitement itself!
which uh sounds pretty dumb i guess...

[motherfuckers]

SoUnDs kInD Of iNtEnSe mY BlUe tExTeD BrOtHeR.