End of Hiatus looooming in the distance like a hopeful dream

[chronomancer]

oh
youre back
WWoohoo
i guess that means I am back
too
WWhoopie Doo
like you Seriously believved anyone missed Me
really
I dont miss me an im Me

but i dont suppose that after this Absence youvve Come To Your Senses an decided to let go a me
huh?
no
i didnt expect as much
wwas wworth a shot though

an noww wwere goin back to that place huh
just like before
howw Quaint

its goin to fuckin suck an you knoww it

Comments

[hystericull]

sorry you're back.
ALMOST WENT ON THINKIN YOU ALL GOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS OUT OF THAT JOINT.

[chronomancer]

i did

[chronomancer]

kind a the Problem here
if you ask me


that joint looks like an Improvvement
an thats so depressin there aint wwords fer it

[hystericull]

hahahahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
bro either you be having the most shittiest of motherfucking humors a brother ever had the misfortune of gettin jammed in his sponge clots.
OR YOU ALL WERE TO BE UP AND HAVING YOUR FUCKIN SELF ONE DOPE-ASS MOTHERFUCKIN VACATION FOR THE PAST PERIGREE.

[chronomancer]

The World Ended
ended
i alwways thought that wwas kind a misnomer
the wworld doesnt just End
or at least i thought so
it doesnt
kind a
it just stops havvin any a the shit you cared about in it

fuck those WWelcome to Towwer WWonderfuck pamphlets suck Real Bad

[hystericull]

what the fuck.
I WASN'T NEVER TO BE GETTING NONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKING PAMPHSHITS YOU BE GETTIN YOUR FUCKIN HARSH ON AT.
gets a brother to be feeling outright downright gypped, it all motherfucking does.

[chronomancer]

the abridged vversion a it
goes somethin like this

WWelcome
Youre Fucked
Enjoy Complimentary Oatmeal





god i fuckin hate oatmeal
i wwant wwaffles

[hystericull]

oh fuck.
WAS THAT WHAT THEM FUCKIN SCRAPS OF PAPER ALL WAS WHEN A BRO BE FIRST GETTIN HIS WAKE UP ON IN THE FUCKIN CRAZYSUIT?
didn't feel much all motherfuckin inclined to take a wicked gander at them motherfuckers.
KINDA GOT MY RECALL ALL ON OF THE GLOP, THOUGH.
shit was so motherfuckin weak.
MADE A BROTHER FEEL LIKE GETTING HIS HARSHNASTIES ON TIL ALL THEM LITTLE OAT DUDES GOT SPEWED FROM HIS MOTHER FUCKING BILESACK.
but aside from motherfuckin that.
AT LEAST TELL ME YOU ALL WERE UP AND TO BE BRINGIN THIS MOTHERFUCKER BACK A FUCKING SOUVENIR.

[chronomancer]

i did
its the Neww an Improvved Deadpan
deadly shit gam
from zero to tears or you get your money back

[doomsalot]

h3h3h3h3
1t could b3 wors3 3r1d4n!
you could b3 stuck 4t th3 3nd of 4 whol3 lot of noth1ng
w4snt th4t wh4t you w3r3 or1g1n4lly doom3d to >8)

[hystericull]

whoa now, motherfucker.
DON'T BE GOIN OFF ALL UP AND HALF-COCKED ON ME NOW.
be feelin like i should be at least all getting my experience on of this shit in motherfucking personal.
BY THE MOTHERFUCKING WAY.
ain't all no motherfucking chance in a frozen witch's titty you'll be all up to making this chucklefuck get his shed on of no purple drips.
BUT I AIN'T GOT NO MOTHERFUCKIN BOONS TO MY SORRY NAME, NEITHER.
so what's all to be my motherfucking compensation for them weak-ass burns i'm all about to get handed at me?

[chronomancer]

been there done that got the tshirt
then burned the motherfucker because it wwas ugly as sin

[chronomancer]

theres a Really Big Flaww in that reasonin gam
youre somehoww implying id WWant to see you cry
shit dont fly
wwere bros after all
but if you wwant them sick burns i guess i could Try
or wwe could go kill things again
man
i nevver thought id miss killin shit
also wwaffles
fuck
i still wwant some goddamn wwaffles

[doomsalot]

wh4t 4 w4st3 of 4 w3ll-34rn3d tsh1rt 3r1d4n!
you could h4v3 4t l34st g1v3n 1t 4w4y to cloth3 on3 of th3 doom3d s3lv3s l3ss fortun4t3 th4n you

[chronomancer]

all my doomed selvves are Dead ter
that pretty much makes them at least Twwice as fortunate as me

[doomsalot]

th3n you should h4v3 k3pt th3 sh1rt 1f your3 th4t unfortun4t3 >8)
you shouldnt 3nvy th3 d34d l1k3 th4t though
th3y dont 4ll h4v3 p34c3ful 4ft3rl1v3s
1f th3y d1d 1 b3t th1ngs would b3 4 lot qu13t3r for m3
h3h3h3h3h3

[chronomancer]

an You wwould enjoy peace the most
im Sure

[doomsalot]

why 3r1d4n
4r3 you 1mply1ng th4t 1 wouldnt 3njoy 4 b1t of p34c3 4nd qu13t for th3s3 ru1n3d 4ur1cul4r spong3 clots >8P

[chronomancer]

a course not
im sayin youd be bored in fivve minutes
an then wwe wwould all suffer for it

[geometry]

-(Im sorry)(you have +o come back)

[WHY. ARE YOU. APOLOGIZING.]

[chronomancer]

im not
thats kinda the partin kick in the teeth here really

[geometry]

-(Oh god)
-(Wha+ happened)
-(If youre)
-(Uh)
-(Wi11ing +o +a1k abou+ i+)

[doomsalot]

th4t 1s 4n 3xtr3m3ly unf41r 4ssumpt1on to m4k3!
1 dont n33d to m4k3 you guys suff3r for my 3nt3rt41nm3nt
you 4ll do so much suff3r1ng w1thout my h3lp! >8D

[chronomancer]

correlation does not imply causation ter
im just sayin that wwhen youre bored
people find themselvves dearly wwishin it wwerent so

[chronomancer]

not much
or anythin
really
that bein mainly the problem here